papa i am finally a unicorn

Update on strap options!

* 48 colours
* 25mm / 1 inch width in stock
* 12mm, 20mm, 38mm available to order
* 5 different textures available in black

TOUR DATES:

Saturday 8 Nov: Brighton Kink Market, Werks Central

Saturday 22 Nov: Hedonistic Exchange, Left Bank Leeds

Sunday 23 Nov: Alternative Artisans, Secret Space Digbeth, Birmingham

Sunday 7 Dec: London Alternative Market, Forge Cornhill

Saturday 20 Dec: Uncensored Market, QMU, Glasgow

I will be okay, and I can answer some questions on this - but mostly I just gotta give myself time to heal, and use my limited energy to pay the bills, and I don't know how long that will be. love y'all, appreciate you bearing with me <3~

thank you! darlin', I am gutted the brass would dissolve latex, because you would look *magnificent* in this blue

...maybe stainless steel for you.

never stop being a sweetheart <3~

we have picked up the ball again, but it's slow going (mysteriously! /s ). our focus currently is on urgent orders, reaching out to the US orders we had to cancel, and healing/adjusting. probably in that order. please don't copy us.

we'll post our confirmed 2025 market dates asap. love y'all <3~

due to this & health: we've proverbially dropped the ball on comms & customs. did you know you can get ulcers on the roof of your mouth from stress? we didn't! they're called canker sores & they make eating & taste a right nob lmao

they will apparently heal in the next 2 weeks; we'll be okay there

Info and data for transparency:

* our sales to the USA are 42% online, 27% total

* each customs charge is minimum £2 extra, average is just under £5. (Ow.)

* everything's going up in cost. We buffered for that. Inflation, innit? we didn't/couldn't buffer for tariffs due to changing information.

(we're also working on solutions where we can eat the tariff cost, so US folks won't ever pay more than other customers. It's a chunk of change for us but I don't think I could live with myself if it wasn't as fair as possible.)

I feel better now.

aaaaaa, tysm! (the autism in me greets the autism in you 🏳️‍⚧️)

😭💚

iiiiiiit's Birmingham this Sunday

not so much "can't stop won't stop" as "under a pile of parts for f'n amazing custom requests, before hauling ass to a market like truth coming out of their well to bedeck humankind"

doesn't quite roll off the tongue tho