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We sincerely apologize to Ms. Wiles for this unacceptably short flight. To make it right, we’ve booked a complimentary, one-way trip to your final destination! ✈️🏝️🍹
Satirical political comic titled "The Defenestration of Susie Wiles". She sits upon the pavement of the White House rose garden, slightly disheveled but otherwise unharmed by her extraordinary short fall. upon the pavement of the White House rose garden. An angry President Trump can be seen leaning out a ground floor window. In the background is the wreckage of the East Wing, along with construction equipment and a sign reading "the Trump regalia ballroom and slot parlor"
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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We've got a winner! Drinks are on us. 🍹
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Feeling left out because you don't fit the "Expedited Intake" profile? 📏 🧐

We believe in Equal Opportunity Rendition! 🇺🇸

CONTEST: Tag @DHSGov, @PeteHegseth, or @WhiteHouse with your sharpest shade for a chance to win a Free Carribean Vacation. #ShadeForSun
Satirical travel poster claiming to be from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. Copy over a tropical beach scene reads: TWEET SHADE To EARN SOME FUN IN THE SUN If you don't qualify for expedited intake, you can still win a free trip for two to the Caribbean by criticizing the government on social media. Tag @DHSGov and @WhiteHouse in your best tweet or reply, and you could be our next winner! USCIS.GOV USCIS.GOV A part of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. A color matching card with lighter skin tone swatches labeled "standard" and darker ones with "expedited". Satirical image in the style of the Family Guy animated series.
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Hi Mubashir! We're so sorry your "Expedited Intake" ended with a snowy walk home instead of a flight south! ❄️🚶🏿‍♂️

Our goal is always seamless rendition regardless of citizenship status, so we've flagged this service failure with the local team to ensure next time you get the full deluxe package! ✈️🏝️🚤💥
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23d
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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🥇 We got a winner! Your prize package includes one-way airfare, extraordinary accommodations, your choice of fully stocked 🍹 chainlink cabana, and our cigarette boat day trip complete with kinetic "happy ending!" 🚤
crbeaujolais.bsky.social C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · Nov 19
Gosh they must have used so much tipex on the Epstein Files.
Someone on the phone, telling the FFOTUS that the files have been scrubbed clean
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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We got a winner! Drinks are on us! 🍹🍺
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Today's Promotion: First 30 replies win a free Carribean vacation! ✈️ 🏖️

(Must show valid #antifa credential to redeem).
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/w...
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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🥇 Today's winner! Drinks are on us! 🍹
jesseduquette.bsky.social Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · Oct 28
Actual footage of a sun-damaged mayonnaise sculpture explaining why he’s cutting off SNAP benefits
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Today's winner!
jesseduquette.bsky.social Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · Oct 23
The funny thing about President Friendless Urinal Cake demolishing part of the White House to make room for an Insecurity Ballroom that sits on top of his eventual suicide bunker is that he is a lifelong and prolific rapist of children.
October 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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"Sprinkle some fent on 'em and let's get out of here"
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Look all I’m saying is that Amber J. Alert has always been verrrrry open about his taste for kids, so whatever is in those Epstein files must by some wild shit for him to start a civil war over
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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There is a palpable irony in the contrast between the ongoing "no kings" demonstrations here in the U.S. and today's news from abroad. Even an actual king (of England) knows better than to tolerate diddlers.
Even the crown won't cover for diddlers.
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸 #NoKingsInAmerica

(From @billbramhall.bsky.social )
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Can’t believe the guy whose love language is hate speech didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The FBI is part of the DOJ, which is part of the executive branch. The head of the executive branch is the President. If 274 FBI agents were planted in the crowd on 1/6 as "agitators," as Trump claims, they were placed there on his watch and under his ultimate authority. #FatNero
Early AM low-engagement Truth Social microblog post by Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump: "THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT" 187 ReTruths 478 Likes 10/12/25 12:38 AM
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Painted into a corner
September 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
July 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Once again, Donald Trump has chosen a criminal lawyer for a civil matter...
A yellow billboard with the text "In Legal Trouble? Better call Brito! Brito, PLLC - Criminal Defense & More 1-800-4-BRITO-NOW www.BritoPLLC.com. FIERCE. FAST. FEARLESS. JUST WHAT YOU NEED" A caricature reminiscent of Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman appears on the right side of the billboard.
July 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Trump's 99 Red Balloons: with each escalating distraction comes greater risk.
President Trump, caricatured as a petulant toddler sipping from juice box styled container of diet coke and surrounded by discarded and broken toys, grasps a fistful of escaping red party balloons labeled with the names of various scandals.
July 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Some of those that work forces, are the same the burn crosses!

#rageagainstthemachine #klan #maga #trump #racism #editorialcartoon#cartoon #politicalcartoon #danhodsonart
February 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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When the bad news is on every channel, President Trump reaches for a different kind of remote control.

#Iran #Distraction #WagTheDog #NoKings #AbolishICE #PoliticalCartoon
A political cartoon in pencil and charcoal titled "Distraction": The image shows a caricature of President Trump sitting at a desk with a sullen, angry expression. His finger is poised to press a large, red button on his desk which is labeled "IRAN". Scattered around the button are newspapers with large, bold headlines reading "UNEMPLOYMENT", "SCANDALS", and "PROTESTS". In the background, a television is tuned to Fox News, showing footage of protesters holding signs that say "NO KINGS" and "ABOLISH ICE". The drawing is mostly in sepia and grey tones, with the only color being the red of Mr. Trump's tie and the "IRAN" button.
June 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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It's not even the most contrived excuse I've heard for turning away refugees.... #WithRefugees
A pencil sketch comic titled "Schrödinger’s Refugees" A sub-caption reads "According to quantum mechanics, they could be alive or dead" Two men in mid-20th-century attire (suits, fedoras) stand a pier, looking out at a ship, the MS St. Louis. The man on the right has an open, almost dismissive or rationalizing gesture, and says "So why look and find out?" The other man (on the left) appears more concerned, perhaps hesitant or questioning, with his hand slightly raised as if in a gesture of caution or query.
May 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM