si no tienes palabras tu tienes que hacerlas

like I gotta be 100% fuzzy or just not really

It's the Bad Apple, Charlie Brown!

hypothetical example:

me: you want anything to drink?

them: (has a sensitive doctor's appointment tomorrow and can't have any liquids before then, but doesn't want to tell me) no thanks, I'm not thirsty

me: (knows they're lying but can't imagine why until I remember the being polite thing exists)

Is there genuinely another common, permanent, necessary, lifesaving disability aid that seems so absolutely designed to fail at every single point of engineering

pillows under every limb bone joint ligament tendon limb muscle & lung

if it moves if it creaks if it looks at me it gets pillowed into place

idk it came with the house! also this is too many replies!

oh in-sink-erator was the brand we had and I think it's the most popular one

definitely a thing, definitely not in every home

had one as a kid, scared the shit out of me consistently