Miles Long [demisexual_flag_emoji]
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Miles Long [demisexual_flag_emoji]
@freedadhugs.bsky.social
Cis/het. He/him. Blue voter.

American of Welsh/English descent. NC born and N.O. bread (namely: beignets) 😉

I talk for a living and love language. I read a lot and write a lot.

A neurodivergent husband and father.

I make good food and terrible jokes.
Bookmarking this so I can ask my wife later (she went to a Hebrew day school from grades 1-3)
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A friend of mine used to have a theory that the U.S. presidential election was always won by the candidate with the best-looking hair.

Perhaps, similarly, the post of village mayor is always given to the man with the most impressive moustache!
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yeah, I had to do a cleanse by searching for my regular hobbies--folks doing gardening and carpentry and whatnot. I don't need my phone thinking I'm a dirty old man!
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It gets creepy! I wanted to buy my wife a bra using an Amazon gift card I got, so I had her use my phone to go shopping. Next time I fired up Instagram, I hit the "search" button to check in with a friend, and every single reel under the search box was some young woman doing a titty-shaking dance. 🤢
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Lucky chicken.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Maybe he thinks, stupidly, that it will help him earn the Nobel Peace Prize.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Same.
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM