writing a note to myself in my cookbook that there were no entries from 2021 to 2025 because I was in my dark ages (doctoral program (depressed))

Very thought provoking sketch

only thing i’m celebrating today is the number of car crashes i avoided with my goated defensive driving skills
you drunk fucks got started early!!! #happyfourth

if you use the same opening for wordle every day you’re a fucking coward

to the bouncer at the hetero bar that said I “might” be out of dress code - I’m ready to FIGHT meet me outside i’m the one in a Garfield t-shirt

seems like just a couple more episodes until this season of love island becomes the Stanford prison experiment

want to apologize to the Greek chess bot I was refusing to play bc I thought the Greek flag was the Israeli flag I am very dumb and not good at chess IF you can imagine

just in case anyone is in the market for a $2500 inbred dog with heart problems

affirming my nonbinaryism by being a piece of shit loner