Fae Goblin
@freelancefae.bsky.social
🔞 Minors - DNI
They/Them
Don't expect me to be online much. If ever.
I also sometimes write adult content for funsies, but you won't find that here.
I miss Clippy. Clippy never read my emails or sold my data to advertisers.
They/Them
Don't expect me to be online much. If ever.
I also sometimes write adult content for funsies, but you won't find that here.
I miss Clippy. Clippy never read my emails or sold my data to advertisers.
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how to use this site for new ppl
1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc!
2. don't look at the discover tab
3. follow ur faves
4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to
5. build a feed like that
1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc!
2. don't look at the discover tab
3. follow ur faves
4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to
5. build a feed like that
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
how to use this site for new ppl
1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc!
2. don't look at the discover tab
3. follow ur faves
4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to
5. build a feed like that
1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc!
2. don't look at the discover tab
3. follow ur faves
4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to
5. build a feed like that
I'm trying. I'm really trying. But everything is so fucking hard. I can't breathe. I don't know how to tell her. How to tell any if them. Merry Fucking Christmas Eve. I don't want to be here anymore. Princess Peach has been my primary reason, but I don't know how much longer that will be enough.
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm trying. I'm really trying. But everything is so fucking hard. I can't breathe. I don't know how to tell her. How to tell any if them. Merry Fucking Christmas Eve. I don't want to be here anymore. Princess Peach has been my primary reason, but I don't know how much longer that will be enough.
I told myself I was only going to bring in the bins and put away dishes today.
Instead I've also done laundry, wiped counters and tables, swept floors, and even the grueling task of troubleshooting my PC problems.
So much for relaxing.
Instead I've also done laundry, wiped counters and tables, swept floors, and even the grueling task of troubleshooting my PC problems.
So much for relaxing.
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I told myself I was only going to bring in the bins and put away dishes today.
Instead I've also done laundry, wiped counters and tables, swept floors, and even the grueling task of troubleshooting my PC problems.
So much for relaxing.
Instead I've also done laundry, wiped counters and tables, swept floors, and even the grueling task of troubleshooting my PC problems.
So much for relaxing.
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GGP loudly telling the team of villains she’s supporting “Watch this, you amateurs!” just moments before her jetpack boosters kick off too early and send her bouncing off every road sign down a boulevard.
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
GGP loudly telling the team of villains she’s supporting “Watch this, you amateurs!” just moments before her jetpack boosters kick off too early and send her bouncing off every road sign down a boulevard.
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Villains sent to me to identify cursed objects or curses now on objects that were formerly people will be upcharged by 55% because none of you seem to be competent to avoid obvious traps.
Villains being sent to me to work with cursed arcane items or magical garbage by KDARC will be given a discount
Villains being sent to me to work with cursed arcane items or magical garbage by KDARC will be given a discount
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Villains sent to me to identify cursed objects or curses now on objects that were formerly people will be upcharged by 55% because none of you seem to be competent to avoid obvious traps.
Villains being sent to me to work with cursed arcane items or magical garbage by KDARC will be given a discount
Villains being sent to me to work with cursed arcane items or magical garbage by KDARC will be given a discount
After cleaning out all the expired food from my parents fridge, this is what is left.
The items that perish faster are all items I bought to add to it when I knew there wasn't what I needed, but before before I knew just how empty it actually was.
The items that perish faster are all items I bought to add to it when I knew there wasn't what I needed, but before before I knew just how empty it actually was.
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After cleaning out all the expired food from my parents fridge, this is what is left.
The items that perish faster are all items I bought to add to it when I knew there wasn't what I needed, but before before I knew just how empty it actually was.
The items that perish faster are all items I bought to add to it when I knew there wasn't what I needed, but before before I knew just how empty it actually was.
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what they don't tell you about cutting toxic ppl out of your life is the immense guilt you feel after like "did I do the right thing? did i mess up??" and I think a lot of it is just missing who that person was, back when they were pretending to be good
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
what they don't tell you about cutting toxic ppl out of your life is the immense guilt you feel after like "did I do the right thing? did i mess up??" and I think a lot of it is just missing who that person was, back when they were pretending to be good
Mom: I'm going to put in a grocery order so you actually have food here to eat in the morning.
Me, forgetting my parents have untreated ADHD: *starving*
Me, forgetting my parents have untreated ADHD: *starving*
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Mom: I'm going to put in a grocery order so you actually have food here to eat in the morning.
Me, forgetting my parents have untreated ADHD: *starving*
Me, forgetting my parents have untreated ADHD: *starving*
The good news is I made it safely to the crash site
The bad news is, I'm starving, the house has effectively no food, and my dog somehow broke her identification tags off on her second walk through the neighborhood.
I'm having a time and I have to bs my breakfast with cupboard sorcery
The bad news is, I'm starving, the house has effectively no food, and my dog somehow broke her identification tags off on her second walk through the neighborhood.
I'm having a time and I have to bs my breakfast with cupboard sorcery
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The good news is I made it safely to the crash site
The bad news is, I'm starving, the house has effectively no food, and my dog somehow broke her identification tags off on her second walk through the neighborhood.
I'm having a time and I have to bs my breakfast with cupboard sorcery
The bad news is, I'm starving, the house has effectively no food, and my dog somehow broke her identification tags off on her second walk through the neighborhood.
I'm having a time and I have to bs my breakfast with cupboard sorcery
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We kinda really need any help yall can kick in these last few days. New update to the GFM soon and a few last objectives to complete then we are OUT.
gofund.me/fcf55a331
We’ve got this goblin goblin and dog (GGD house!) pushed over the one Kay mark.
Love it love it love it, but looking at the future we’re going to be running around a 500$~ pitfall For the next few weeks out given gas prices and tolls for the road.
pass the hat please !
We’ve got this goblin goblin and dog (GGD house!) pushed over the one Kay mark.
Love it love it love it, but looking at the future we’re going to be running around a 500$~ pitfall For the next few weeks out given gas prices and tolls for the road.
pass the hat please !
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We kinda really need any help yall can kick in these last few days. New update to the GFM soon and a few last objectives to complete then we are OUT.
The closer I get to moving day, the faster the moving preparations progress.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The closer I get to moving day, the faster the moving preparations progress.
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Goblin warning shots only today- if you get deer’d, that’s on you for coming up here the day after a holiday. I’m damn fast with the reload, quick hands y’see, so don’t bother trying to flex your powers on me: I’ve already got a rifle grenade chambered.
Take your freebie transformation AND GET OUT.
Take your freebie transformation AND GET OUT.
*loading a break action with big darts and cackling*
buck friday sale
Buck Friday sale
Buck Friday !
Sale!
Agahahaahahah
buck friday sale
Buck Friday sale
Buck Friday !
Sale!
Agahahaahahah
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Goblin warning shots only today- if you get deer’d, that’s on you for coming up here the day after a holiday. I’m damn fast with the reload, quick hands y’see, so don’t bother trying to flex your powers on me: I’ve already got a rifle grenade chambered.
Take your freebie transformation AND GET OUT.
Take your freebie transformation AND GET OUT.
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
I have removed the big trash from my car. Next comes the actual hard part.
Vacuuming the dog hair and other loose particles.
Vacuuming the dog hair and other loose particles.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have removed the big trash from my car. Next comes the actual hard part.
Vacuuming the dog hair and other loose particles.
Vacuuming the dog hair and other loose particles.
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hey! We’ve raised like 900$ so far, and we’re on the road for survival! In the next few days, we’re going to have to make some really tough calls and any help kicking the can or pitching in would be loved! Thank you all again!
Fable updated th gfm! Go read more!
gofund.me/2dd8671c2
Fable updated th gfm! Go read more!
gofund.me/2dd8671c2
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
hey! We’ve raised like 900$ so far, and we’re on the road for survival! In the next few days, we’re going to have to make some really tough calls and any help kicking the can or pitching in would be loved! Thank you all again!
Fable updated th gfm! Go read more!
gofund.me/2dd8671c2
Fable updated th gfm! Go read more!
gofund.me/2dd8671c2
Plans are getting reworked as options fall through, but I'm really hoping I can get things settled so that this next week is the last week at the house.
I have to fix my car and update the tags before I can move.
gofund.me/8f809e038
I have to fix my car and update the tags before I can move.
gofund.me/8f809e038
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Plans are getting reworked as options fall through, but I'm really hoping I can get things settled so that this next week is the last week at the house.
I have to fix my car and update the tags before I can move.
gofund.me/8f809e038
I have to fix my car and update the tags before I can move.
gofund.me/8f809e038
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critter babes we are up like 550$ and down change, let’s get this goblin and I off to better horizons!
Keep rocking and rolling this thing around best you can, any little bit helps and is greatly appreciated yall!
gofund.me/47a0f4318
Keep rocking and rolling this thing around best you can, any little bit helps and is greatly appreciated yall!
gofund.me/47a0f4318
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
critter babes we are up like 550$ and down change, let’s get this goblin and I off to better horizons!
Keep rocking and rolling this thing around best you can, any little bit helps and is greatly appreciated yall!
gofund.me/47a0f4318
Keep rocking and rolling this thing around best you can, any little bit helps and is greatly appreciated yall!
gofund.me/47a0f4318
I found out today that I'll only be able to take what can fit in my car or be shipped to my parents.
The entertainment center I was gifted, the desk and chair I worked my ass off to get, all the bookshelves that held my belongings... I have to give all of it up
The entertainment center I was gifted, the desk and chair I worked my ass off to get, all the bookshelves that held my belongings... I have to give all of it up
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I found out today that I'll only be able to take what can fit in my car or be shipped to my parents.
The entertainment center I was gifted, the desk and chair I worked my ass off to get, all the bookshelves that held my belongings... I have to give all of it up
The entertainment center I was gifted, the desk and chair I worked my ass off to get, all the bookshelves that held my belongings... I have to give all of it up
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Hey gang! Ima need to ask that we cycle this and cycle it hard because my house life is evaporating hardcore for my roomie and I here and we need to get the hell outta dodge.
I’m sure blusky will do something shitty about this but here we go again
gofund.me/429701ae7
I’m sure blusky will do something shitty about this but here we go again
gofund.me/429701ae7
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hey gang! Ima need to ask that we cycle this and cycle it hard because my house life is evaporating hardcore for my roomie and I here and we need to get the hell outta dodge.
I’m sure blusky will do something shitty about this but here we go again
gofund.me/429701ae7
I’m sure blusky will do something shitty about this but here we go again
gofund.me/429701ae7
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I'm not gonna lie, asking for help is hard, but I'm already doing a lot of really hard shit this week, so I might as well just fucking do it.
I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm not gonna lie, asking for help is hard, but I'm already doing a lot of really hard shit this week, so I might as well just fucking do it.
I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
Getting ready to shower.
Looking through a closet full of clothes and realizing just how many of my favorite shirts, how many of my go-tos, are ones that were once hers.
💔
Looking through a closet full of clothes and realizing just how many of my favorite shirts, how many of my go-tos, are ones that were once hers.
💔
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Getting ready to shower.
Looking through a closet full of clothes and realizing just how many of my favorite shirts, how many of my go-tos, are ones that were once hers.
💔
Looking through a closet full of clothes and realizing just how many of my favorite shirts, how many of my go-tos, are ones that were once hers.
💔
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She’s not my dog but like
She’s our dog.
I’m going to miss you, little stink…
You precious silly animal.
Our paths will cross again.
She’s our dog.
I’m going to miss you, little stink…
You precious silly animal.
Our paths will cross again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
She’s not my dog but like
She’s our dog.
I’m going to miss you, little stink…
You precious silly animal.
Our paths will cross again.
She’s our dog.
I’m going to miss you, little stink…
You precious silly animal.
Our paths will cross again.
I'm not gonna lie, asking for help is hard, but I'm already doing a lot of really hard shit this week, so I might as well just fucking do it.
I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm not gonna lie, asking for help is hard, but I'm already doing a lot of really hard shit this week, so I might as well just fucking do it.
I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
It's pretty cool watching two of the people I love most meet for the first time and completely hit it off.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's pretty cool watching two of the people I love most meet for the first time and completely hit it off.