Question of the day: horse cock or donkey dick?

STOOL MONITORING

A video production company called ‘Damaged Penis Productions’

Demographics who are always really sound no.1: middle aged people in rock bands who play in pubs. Always good fun and will give you a few tubes when you ask for a filter. You’ll be worried when they start a story about their younger days but it’ll turn out to actually be a great yarn. Gems.

@tobytarrant.bsky.social hi Toby, love the show, but could you stop playing that Blossoms song so much? It’s absolute fucking dog shit, and I don’t know a single person who doesn’t agree.

Blink twice if Blossoms are threatening your family

Just seen a guy on LinkedIn use the phrase degenerates to refer to people who don’t save all their hard earned cash for investment.

Old school

Had Italian for dinner tonight in honour of the big fella

I know there are Neo Nazis, and like insane murderous torturing psychopaths out there, but I really think Musk is the worst person in the world. He’s awful, but also commits the worst crime a person can commit: being annoying.

So, what’s the UK equivalent of a private health CEO, in terms of villainy? My first thought was whoever owns train companies, but then I thought about it and decided it’s Noel Edmonds, the blobbie-shagging weirdo.

Seriously though it’s Tufton St. lol

What’s the most you’ve ever had your contact at a client company tell you they’re chasing accounts to have your invoice paid? Mine’s now 8, over 2.5 months. Shoutout Laura, I know you’re trying.

People who work in accounts payable - how does this happen????? WHAT DO YOU DO

Creating proposals for prospective clients is awesome, because you put all this work in to coming up with packages for their budget and goals, they schedule a meeting with you to go vote them, and then you get to sit there like a dick when they don’t turn up or send a message 🙃

Is there actually anything less punk than Brewdog?