Jordan 🫐
@freelancejo.bsky.social
I love otters and my daughter 🦦💚
🎙️Co-host of The Cinema Scoop podcast
https://open.spotify.com/show/4R3TSkwN4aDOONkp6tQFqD?si=1aA-r12wSguX7CyvCNYFSw
🎙️Co-host of The Cinema Scoop podcast
https://open.spotify.com/show/4R3TSkwN4aDOONkp6tQFqD?si=1aA-r12wSguX7CyvCNYFSw
I feel an immense amount of shame for having this big of a crush on Jacob Elordi. It’s gotten to a point where he’s in my nightmares too. Not in a good way.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I feel an immense amount of shame for having this big of a crush on Jacob Elordi. It’s gotten to a point where he’s in my nightmares too. Not in a good way.
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IM GOING GROCERY SHOPPING TOMORROW IM SO EXCITED
June 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
IM GOING GROCERY SHOPPING TOMORROW IM SO EXCITED
Sometimes I doubt myself professionally and then I remember I taught myself HTML/CSS so I could personalize my Neopets profile and create a guild when I was 11. Always been That Bitch.
May 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Sometimes I doubt myself professionally and then I remember I taught myself HTML/CSS so I could personalize my Neopets profile and create a guild when I was 11. Always been That Bitch.
I made the same joke with 5 different people separately today. Imagine the embarrassment of having to watch yourself retell the same joke 5 times.
May 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I made the same joke with 5 different people separately today. Imagine the embarrassment of having to watch yourself retell the same joke 5 times.
I finally had a comment on a TikTok pop off with 10k likes and I’m like, yall. This wasn’t even my best work. I’m funnier than this one. I swear.
April 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I finally had a comment on a TikTok pop off with 10k likes and I’m like, yall. This wasn’t even my best work. I’m funnier than this one. I swear.
I would let Nathan Fielder unplug my life support. I would thank him. I’d sit up and go “Omg thank youuu that was like so nice of you, I couldn’t reach that far!” and then we’d have a cool conversation before I left this mortal coil.
April 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I would let Nathan Fielder unplug my life support. I would thank him. I’d sit up and go “Omg thank youuu that was like so nice of you, I couldn’t reach that far!” and then we’d have a cool conversation before I left this mortal coil.
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Fuck me UP Mr. Coogler
April 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Fuck me UP Mr. Coogler
Hasan, AOC and Bernie are all in Vegas today and I’ll in Vegas tomorrow. Wtf why yall not waiting for me????
March 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hasan, AOC and Bernie are all in Vegas today and I’ll in Vegas tomorrow. Wtf why yall not waiting for me????
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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
Did SZA really mean it when she said “better days comin for sho” cause…when?
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Did SZA really mean it when she said “better days comin for sho” cause…when?
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Can someone find me a Mew and Mewtwo edit to Girl So Confusing? I need to see something
February 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Can someone find me a Mew and Mewtwo edit to Girl So Confusing? I need to see something
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Gaga dropping recession pop, MAGA calling Kendrick satanic, gay people visible and loud at the Grammy’s???
Oh this counter-culture shift is going to be DELICIOUS.
Oh this counter-culture shift is going to be DELICIOUS.
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Gaga dropping recession pop, MAGA calling Kendrick satanic, gay people visible and loud at the Grammy’s???
Oh this counter-culture shift is going to be DELICIOUS.
Oh this counter-culture shift is going to be DELICIOUS.
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Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
I washed my hair, made myself a Diet Coke with tiny-ice and half a lime, started a movie, stepped outside for a second. It’s a beautiful evening.
February 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I washed my hair, made myself a Diet Coke with tiny-ice and half a lime, started a movie, stepped outside for a second. It’s a beautiful evening.
It’s Friday ayyyy time to get freakyyyyyy! (Watch some mail-order dvds I rented and cook a nice meal)
January 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s Friday ayyyy time to get freakyyyyyy! (Watch some mail-order dvds I rented and cook a nice meal)
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CRIMSON TIDE: Bomb dangerous
ARMAGEDDON: Bomb useful
OPPENHEIMER: Sad I made bomb
TWIN PEAKS: Humanity's hubris in invoking the cataclysmic existential threat of atomic bombs unleashed a malevolent multiversal entity able to inhabit the inner voids a refusal to acknowledge our complicity created
ARMAGEDDON: Bomb useful
OPPENHEIMER: Sad I made bomb
TWIN PEAKS: Humanity's hubris in invoking the cataclysmic existential threat of atomic bombs unleashed a malevolent multiversal entity able to inhabit the inner voids a refusal to acknowledge our complicity created
January 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
CRIMSON TIDE: Bomb dangerous
ARMAGEDDON: Bomb useful
OPPENHEIMER: Sad I made bomb
TWIN PEAKS: Humanity's hubris in invoking the cataclysmic existential threat of atomic bombs unleashed a malevolent multiversal entity able to inhabit the inner voids a refusal to acknowledge our complicity created
ARMAGEDDON: Bomb useful
OPPENHEIMER: Sad I made bomb
TWIN PEAKS: Humanity's hubris in invoking the cataclysmic existential threat of atomic bombs unleashed a malevolent multiversal entity able to inhabit the inner voids a refusal to acknowledge our complicity created
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I asked RFK Jr. a simple question:
January 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I asked RFK Jr. a simple question:
In honor of David Lynch, this week, I’m going to try to find out if I’m connected to the moon.
January 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In honor of David Lynch, this week, I’m going to try to find out if I’m connected to the moon.
My four year old daughter calls Cheetos “Muhcheetos” implying they are her Cheetos. We now all call them Muhcheetos.
December 2, 2024 at 6:25 PM
My four year old daughter calls Cheetos “Muhcheetos” implying they are her Cheetos. We now all call them Muhcheetos.
No one follows me here but I just wanted to say today is my sister’s Trans Anniversary and I am so so proud of her for going on this journey. I’m so happy to be in her life. I love her more than I could ever say.
November 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM
No one follows me here but I just wanted to say today is my sister’s Trans Anniversary and I am so so proud of her for going on this journey. I’m so happy to be in her life. I love her more than I could ever say.