Freelance Psychic
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Jesus was a tran
-Herman Melville apparently
-Herman Melville apparently
April 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Jesus was a tran
-Herman Melville apparently
-Herman Melville apparently
Napoleon: original wife guy
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Napoleon: original wife guy
Wish I could text my dogs to tell them when I’ll be back
March 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Wish I could text my dogs to tell them when I’ll be back
Henry Ford was one weird dude. Not a fan of minorities. Tried to abolish cows.
March 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Henry Ford was one weird dude. Not a fan of minorities. Tried to abolish cows.
To love and be loved is a wonderful thing. I’m so happy despite everything
March 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
To love and be loved is a wonderful thing. I’m so happy despite everything
Explaining the function of hitachi magic wand to TSA
March 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Explaining the function of hitachi magic wand to TSA
Lunch break at the science factory
February 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lunch break at the science factory
God speaks ancient Sumerian and has no idea what we’re babbling about
February 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
God speaks ancient Sumerian and has no idea what we’re babbling about
Found a new toy on the walk and won’t let go
February 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Found a new toy on the walk and won’t let go
It’s worth the weather for this hat!
February 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It’s worth the weather for this hat!
Getting food comped at work cafeteria 😌
February 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Getting food comped at work cafeteria 😌
They should invent bra sizes that are consistent or make any sense at all
February 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They should invent bra sizes that are consistent or make any sense at all
Dog having a panic attack 😔
She seems to think this bench is kind of rigid, headless dog?
She seems to think this bench is kind of rigid, headless dog?
February 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Dog having a panic attack 😔
She seems to think this bench is kind of rigid, headless dog?
She seems to think this bench is kind of rigid, headless dog?
Just found out that my fiance pronounces her own last name wrong??
February 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just found out that my fiance pronounces her own last name wrong??
Will no one rid me of this turbulent billionaire?
February 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Will no one rid me of this turbulent billionaire?
Almost out of bread and this circus sucks
January 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Almost out of bread and this circus sucks
Can’t go to work cause my car is parked in the Igloo of Amontillado
January 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Can’t go to work cause my car is parked in the Igloo of Amontillado
He won’t come back in 😭
January 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
He won’t come back in 😭
2 out of 24 hours of driving down!
January 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
2 out of 24 hours of driving down!
2024 Christmas wrapped: Henry Kissinger candid nudes
January 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
2024 Christmas wrapped: Henry Kissinger candid nudes
I’m a doll with curly hair and good vibes but this does not mean I’m here to DJ. A message to all the bed stuy bartenders of the world
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I’m a doll with curly hair and good vibes but this does not mean I’m here to DJ. A message to all the bed stuy bartenders of the world
Hookup with an ugly trans woman call that bricklaying
December 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Hookup with an ugly trans woman call that bricklaying
At the gym and have discovered a man composed entirely of axe body spray
December 11, 2024 at 9:14 PM
At the gym and have discovered a man composed entirely of axe body spray
Phone autocorrected ‘it’d be fun to get to know you’ to ‘it’d be fun to get topped’ I am in a hell dimension
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Phone autocorrected ‘it’d be fun to get to know you’ to ‘it’d be fun to get topped’ I am in a hell dimension
Feeling pretty good about my looks these days 💖
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Feeling pretty good about my looks these days 💖