A French Monkey
@french-monkey.fr
🥖 He/Him - lvl42
🎮 Mid-life crisis, anime and video games
🇫🇷 Annoyingly French
🎮 Mid-life crisis, anime and video games
🇫🇷 Annoyingly French
Just wake up at 6AM to drive everybody around and same at 6PM 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just wake up at 6AM to drive everybody around and same at 6PM 🫠
You made the right choice
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You made the right choice
I haven’t left my blanket all day (except to drive around the family because I am the only one able to drive rn 😭)
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I haven’t left my blanket all day (except to drive around the family because I am the only one able to drive rn 😭)
Thanks cupppcakes!
I can’t crochet but I made French Style cocoa!
I can’t crochet but I made French Style cocoa!
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Thanks cupppcakes!
I can’t crochet but I made French Style cocoa!
I can’t crochet but I made French Style cocoa!
ministry of panty shots approved
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
ministry of panty shots approved
Thank you Cyber
I already feel better
A couple more nurses might make me feel even better…
I already feel better
A couple more nurses might make me feel even better…
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thank you Cyber
I already feel better
A couple more nurses might make me feel even better…
I already feel better
A couple more nurses might make me feel even better…
I dropped the original P5 at that moment
P5R made it much more tolerable
P5R made it much more tolerable
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I dropped the original P5 at that moment
P5R made it much more tolerable
P5R made it much more tolerable
It especially makes it harder for the eye to focus on the dark exterior
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It especially makes it harder for the eye to focus on the dark exterior
Believe in yourself
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Believe in yourself
Then don’t turn on the lights in the car
And remember to wash your hands before dinner
Have you done your homeworks?
/parent
And remember to wash your hands before dinner
Have you done your homeworks?
/parent
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Then don’t turn on the lights in the car
And remember to wash your hands before dinner
Have you done your homeworks?
/parent
And remember to wash your hands before dinner
Have you done your homeworks?
/parent
The reverse might be funny
If nonsensical
If nonsensical
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The reverse might be funny
If nonsensical
If nonsensical
You sound like my kids
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
You sound like my kids
Still cooler than She-Hulk
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Still cooler than She-Hulk
I thought they were… greener
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I thought they were… greener
You’re on the right path
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You’re on the right path
I’m my own boss so if I don’t want to work I just don’t
No need to use fictional sick days
No need to use fictional sick days
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I’m my own boss so if I don’t want to work I just don’t
No need to use fictional sick days
No need to use fictional sick days
I rarely saw going to church fix anything, rather cause more problems…
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I rarely saw going to church fix anything, rather cause more problems…
Ook*
*with a French accent
*with a French accent
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ook*
*with a French accent
*with a French accent