Lily 🏳️⚧️
@freshlyblossomed.bsky.social
Recovering music snob, but still terminally pretentious.
"I only eat January snowflakes." Lucy is an icon.
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"I only eat January snowflakes." Lucy is an icon.
A Charlie Brown Christmas has the absolute perfect ratio of depression to holiday cheer.
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A Charlie Brown Christmas has the absolute perfect ratio of depression to holiday cheer.
I think I've cracked faster than light travel. Because nothing moves faster than mentally ill lesbians.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I think I've cracked faster than light travel. Because nothing moves faster than mentally ill lesbians.
So for context to this story: I have been waging war for the last week to squeeze every bit of mayonnaise out of the bottle. The war has recently ended.
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November 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
So for context to this story: I have been waging war for the last week to squeeze every bit of mayonnaise out of the bottle. The war has recently ended.
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I'm over thirty, work in a factory and there's an economic downturn. Since I've transitioned does that mean listening to Bruce Springsteen is only strongly encouraged instead of a legal requirement?
September 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I'm over thirty, work in a factory and there's an economic downturn. Since I've transitioned does that mean listening to Bruce Springsteen is only strongly encouraged instead of a legal requirement?
My friend's work is really pushing for some nontraditional relationships
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My friend's work is really pushing for some nontraditional relationships
The safety guy at work told me his granddaughter's name is also Lily, and it took a lot of self-control not to say "Oh, your granddaughter is also trans?"
August 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The safety guy at work told me his granddaughter's name is also Lily, and it took a lot of self-control not to say "Oh, your granddaughter is also trans?"
I think it says a lot about myself that drilling a couple holes to put up a curtain rod and putting up a handful of command hooks makes me feel like a "butch ass bitch".
August 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I think it says a lot about myself that drilling a couple holes to put up a curtain rod and putting up a handful of command hooks makes me feel like a "butch ass bitch".
My wardrobe is trying to give the impression that I'm a lesbian in the 90s even though it's 2025.
August 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My wardrobe is trying to give the impression that I'm a lesbian in the 90s even though it's 2025.
The new King of the Hill makes me nostalgic for Bush-era Republicans and I don't know how to process that feeling.
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The new King of the Hill makes me nostalgic for Bush-era Republicans and I don't know how to process that feeling.
My roommate was making sure her child was wearing her training bra before we went out, then turns to me and says "Lily are you wearing YOUR bra?" So I'm at about the 11-year old stage of my second puberty.
August 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My roommate was making sure her child was wearing her training bra before we went out, then turns to me and says "Lily are you wearing YOUR bra?" So I'm at about the 11-year old stage of my second puberty.
I successfully resisted the impulsive thought to scream "Sorry for your loss!" at crowd of mourners today.
July 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I successfully resisted the impulsive thought to scream "Sorry for your loss!" at crowd of mourners today.
Last night I learned a very important lesson about the length of my dress. I bent over to adjust my socks and someone driving by yelled "Nice cheeks!" Then there was a pause and as they turned the corner they added "Butt cheeks!"
June 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Last night I learned a very important lesson about the length of my dress. I bent over to adjust my socks and someone driving by yelled "Nice cheeks!" Then there was a pause and as they turned the corner they added "Butt cheeks!"
If I eat these is it cannibalism?
June 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If I eat these is it cannibalism?
Having sex dreams about your friends is so passé. Dreaming that your friend had a sex dream about you is where it's at.
May 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Having sex dreams about your friends is so passé. Dreaming that your friend had a sex dream about you is where it's at.
These trash bags cannot be fisted
May 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
These trash bags cannot be fisted
Me asking if I can eat some leftovers:
April 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me asking if I can eat some leftovers:
Today I told a girl I had a little crush on her and got hit with a "Sweetie, I'm flattered" and I'm about to find out if a friend is transphobic. So I'm looking for a third way to get rejected so I can go for the hat trick today.
April 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Today I told a girl I had a little crush on her and got hit with a "Sweetie, I'm flattered" and I'm about to find out if a friend is transphobic. So I'm looking for a third way to get rejected so I can go for the hat trick today.
Transitioning can be really weird, because I enjoy sharing milestones. Sending pictures of your first dress and your first dose of hrt is perfectly fine, but not so much pictures of your tits.
April 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Transitioning can be really weird, because I enjoy sharing milestones. Sending pictures of your first dress and your first dose of hrt is perfectly fine, but not so much pictures of your tits.
Was going to come out to an old friend and I mentioned I was going through some stuff. He offered to help but then followed up with "none of that gay shit". It's soooooo cool being from a conservative town and having old friends reach out. Love it.
April 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Was going to come out to an old friend and I mentioned I was going through some stuff. He offered to help but then followed up with "none of that gay shit". It's soooooo cool being from a conservative town and having old friends reach out. Love it.
Women calling me dear normally: love it! Give me more, call me all the cute names!
Women calling me dear while I'm boymoding at work: deeply offensive, please stop
I cannot explain this.
Women calling me dear while I'm boymoding at work: deeply offensive, please stop
I cannot explain this.
April 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Women calling me dear normally: love it! Give me more, call me all the cute names!
Women calling me dear while I'm boymoding at work: deeply offensive, please stop
I cannot explain this.
Women calling me dear while I'm boymoding at work: deeply offensive, please stop
I cannot explain this.
My friend claimed he was the funniest man alive, which is good for him. The position had been empty ever since I transitioned.
March 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My friend claimed he was the funniest man alive, which is good for him. The position had been empty ever since I transitioned.
The Mountain Goats reuploaded the music video for This Year earlier today. I feel you John. I feel you.
January 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Mountain Goats reuploaded the music video for This Year earlier today. I feel you John. I feel you.
I don't like these two headlines right next to each other.
January 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I don't like these two headlines right next to each other.
David Lynch has always been an interesting person and even if I didn't watch a lot of his work, the world is little less bright and weird without him.
January 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
David Lynch has always been an interesting person and even if I didn't watch a lot of his work, the world is little less bright and weird without him.