To be fair, Ripper Roo can't talk either, and has a doctorate.

Chocolate milk with a stomach virus.

I probably would like Sly 4 if it weren't for the story and the resulting character assassination.

It's Ridge Racer!
Riiiiiidge Racer, remember that one?

It's stupid, but I'm also gonna guess nothing will come of it, like that patent for skipping McDonald's ads by shouting "McDonald's!" at your TV.

I'm so glad to see I'm not the only one who fell down a rabbit hole after Christmas in New York.

Punky Kong

Winner and the Golden Child

"Mockbuster" is putting it lightly. Mondo TV has essentially built an entire cinematic universe of Disney knockoffs, all with one continuity spanning multiple TV series and films.

Fox the Dog, a few movies earlier.

Simba, The King Lion

It's his ancient Egyptian ancestor.