I have such vivid memories of this game.

I was playing it after my dad got an unusual pizza during a wild thunderstorm where the power went out while I was playing.. the power stayed out for 2 days, cause the lightning blew up a whole substation.

And you cannot use shoot bees with your slingshot

One is openly hostile and the other is veiled hostility

It’s crazy how “edges ass pancakes” made me both taste and feel the pancakes myself

They’ll still spin it as patriotism and maintaining law and order.

That’s been their catch-all for the last 30 years.

It’s funny how I never knew, but awhile back you posted about a storm and surviving without AC, and I’m in the coldest bitterest winter right now, so just from that post I was like ah, southern hemisphere… probably Australia.

Game: Dragons are destroying the world and we have precious little time to..

Me: I dunno that dead end cave with some old cheese and a couple skeletons looks amazing right now.

Cave: 🫦

I love how before I even turned the sound on for the video I JUST KNEW what song was playing

This is it… this is what it is

I don’t drink and I never have, but at one point I was so sick of explaining the inevitable whys and hows and when’s every single time, I started telling people I’d been to rehab cause that just ends the conversation *instantly*.

So, you’ve got a valid tactic there

It sucks when someone puts you in a position of having to choose between money/success and happiness.

It sucks 1,000-fold to have the person doing that be your parent.

“Simmer until soft and translucent - 2-3 mins”

LIARS

“If white men become a minority now, we’ll be forced to pay the tab we accumulated for the past few centuries of the way we treated non-whites, and that’s scary to me”