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Genocidal Organ goes crazy dude
excerpt from Project ITOH's Genocidal Organ: The seemingly eternal Starbucks and the once-ubiquitous Domino's Pizza have disappeared. I knew this was going to happen, of course, so I'd stocked up on supplies big-time. The other day I had to shoot a burglar who was after my hoard. His corpse is still in my hallway. I wonder what I should do with it. The deep structure of genocide has spread across the whole of America, quickly and easily, using English as its vector. See? There was another way to eliminate the risk of terrorist attacks on the good old US of A after all. Who's going to bother with us now? We've stopped trading internationally, the import and export markets have utterly collapsed. No country is going to have cause to be jealous of us or hate us for our economic imperialism anymore. You see, I decided to take the burden of sin upon my own shoulders. I decided I was going to punish myself. So I took America, dangerous America, the bane of the rest of the world, and I cast her into the abyss. In order to save all other countries, I gritted my teeth and made up my mind to plunge my country into a Hobbesian bellum omnium contra omnes. It was a tough decision. But I've decided to accept responsibility for it. Just as John Paul accepted responsibility for the lives of people from all the rest of the world. Outside, somewhere in the distance, I can hear an FN Minimi firing on full automatic. Oh, hurry up and kill them already so we can get some peace. I'm trying to enjoy my pizza
June 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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everyone's always saying this to me
May 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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alien fish
April 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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i'm soooo catholic
April 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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type of shit i'm on
naked rabbit girl
April 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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bitches love doing a little V
April 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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:p
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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the curse has struck again
pork kimchi stew on rice
March 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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i'm like helly r if she was korean
March 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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truth nuke
March 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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thank u @nishbae.bsky.social
March 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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i'm back from the Secret UN. we discussed destroying western civilization
February 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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korean couple smoking and crying to sad music
korean couple smoking and crying to sad music
February 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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fuck it. tummy
February 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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poisons u
February 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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me and oomf
ritsuko from eva and garfield cigarette kissing
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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shoutout @alyflowers.bsky.social 💕
mirror selfie with braided hair mirror selfie with braided hair
January 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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a glimpse into my sick and twisted culinary mind
January 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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what would you do if i cooked kimchi fried rice for you
January 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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🐰
January 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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this could be us
January 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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feeling jolly as fuck rn
December 25, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 6:31 AM