Catfishing in America
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The lead poisoning mechanic in the midgame will completely fuck your politics endgame if you don't invest quickly enough in the ICE tech tree
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The lead poisoning mechanic in the midgame will completely fuck your politics endgame if you don't invest quickly enough in the ICE tech tree
They didn't know they were having twins! They found out at the hospital! People should be going to prison for this
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They didn't know they were having twins! They found out at the hospital! People should be going to prison for this
So close!! That is kitsch
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So close!! That is kitsch
When I lived in Virginia some clown politician said yoga was opening the door to possession and a bunch of people I knew were like "ah well you've gotta admit it's spiritually risky behavior."
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
When I lived in Virginia some clown politician said yoga was opening the door to possession and a bunch of people I knew were like "ah well you've gotta admit it's spiritually risky behavior."
It's structurally bad for housing to be owned by huge conglomerates, but it's a difference in degree not in kind for all landlords. My worst experiences as a renter were with mom and pop outfits bc the corps at least knew to comply with local regulations and didn't try to pop in.
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's structurally bad for housing to be owned by huge conglomerates, but it's a difference in degree not in kind for all landlords. My worst experiences as a renter were with mom and pop outfits bc the corps at least knew to comply with local regulations and didn't try to pop in.
It's probably good that we're doing this to our brains
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's probably good that we're doing this to our brains
Saw a guy at the gym the other day scrolling at the urinal. He lost track of time too, bc he was still standing there after I changed and left. Just dick in one hand, phone in the other
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Saw a guy at the gym the other day scrolling at the urinal. He lost track of time too, bc he was still standing there after I changed and left. Just dick in one hand, phone in the other
I'm becoming a one issue voter and the issue is show trials
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm becoming a one issue voter and the issue is show trials
I'm not allowed to say it but the eyebrow situation is crazy. We're going to need a better language for the emerging frontiers in narcissistic derangement. Put increasingly odd and cartoonish personal appearance on the diagnostic checklist
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm not allowed to say it but the eyebrow situation is crazy. We're going to need a better language for the emerging frontiers in narcissistic derangement. Put increasingly odd and cartoonish personal appearance on the diagnostic checklist
I want to know if the badness is an op or if she's authentically that stupid. Jussie Smollet ass news cycle
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I want to know if the badness is an op or if she's authentically that stupid. Jussie Smollet ass news cycle
Would kill for a governor with a credible vision for the future. I didn't think opening Oregon for business or whatever is really going to cut it for whatever comes next
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Would kill for a governor with a credible vision for the future. I didn't think opening Oregon for business or whatever is really going to cut it for whatever comes next
Contrast of the total consummate professional w/ nothing behind the eyes vs 45 years of rabid parasocial fixation. So heartfelt and personal on one side, a resource to be managed on the other. I'm sure he can switch it off and be normal w/ his family or whatever. Goons v much necessary tho
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Contrast of the total consummate professional w/ nothing behind the eyes vs 45 years of rabid parasocial fixation. So heartfelt and personal on one side, a resource to be managed on the other. I'm sure he can switch it off and be normal w/ his family or whatever. Goons v much necessary tho
Worked a book release meet and greet for Springsteen a few years back. Bruce up there doing "eyy thanks for coming out" Jersey schtick while his goons snatched handmade gifts out of people's hands and pushed them off the podium at 20.01s while they sobbed and told him how special he was to them
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Worked a book release meet and greet for Springsteen a few years back. Bruce up there doing "eyy thanks for coming out" Jersey schtick while his goons snatched handmade gifts out of people's hands and pushed them off the podium at 20.01s while they sobbed and told him how special he was to them
If he feels that way he can say it. People are so hard up for genuine heros that this man retires to work on his golf game and gets talked about like Subcomandante Marcos
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If he feels that way he can say it. People are so hard up for genuine heros that this man retires to work on his golf game and gets talked about like Subcomandante Marcos
It ain't against the code when you make 'em hit the road
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It ain't against the code when you make 'em hit the road
Sorry man, this post is about you
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sorry man, this post is about you
"Sorry baby, I'm not allowed to have attachments"
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Sorry baby, I'm not allowed to have attachments"
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Arriving for my meeting at Tesla HQ at the same time as a coworker
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Arriving for my meeting at Tesla HQ at the same time as a coworker
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
JB is Chicago Beto
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
JB is Chicago Beto