Don't get science in my magic!

What are it's magical powers?

I'm culturally Christian but my Christmas plans are my favorite Indian buffet with a couple of my kids

Imagine how many lonely children could be shown love with the power of the ring. Fred might decide it could be used for good if only in moderation.

The healing fluid is the urine of billionaires.

It's almost like they're trying to provoke more violence against the oligarchy. See how far they can push people before they have to up security.

Just act more aroused with every arm touch until they're creeped out or you have to start making out with them.

This time it will be powered by unrestricted AI which can accurately analyze millions of people for impure thought. Little dissenters will not be able to just shut up and fly under the radar. The 1% is gaining access to unprecedented power and if they aren't stopped they'll never let it go.

I can smell like ketchup and diarrhea without expensive cologne.

I lived in Oklahoma in the 70s and early 80s and that's why I know the Lord's Prayer despite being raised largely outside of religion and being an atheist since I was 7. It was said every day right after the pledge of allegiance. This was more than ten years after forced school prayer was banned

Nobody is forcing you to argue that hate is a better tactic than empathy. Walk away if you are uncomfortable having your ideas challenged. This isn't your echo chamber.