his reaction when i asked him to please stop spoiling it?

"you're so dramatic, it's not like it's a cinema blockbuster so it's not really spoilers"

🙃

still, kemi badenoch can fuck off

one day i fear i'll be subjected to an ad break that's ALL of those adverts one after another and the pepto bismol one will finish it off and ruin my day completely

the main ones are the flash mop advert, mecca bingo, rspca and one particular version of the donkey sanctuary advert

i also have to suffer through other adverts with my sister's dog barking the entire time because he recognises the tunes but at least the words don't lodge in my brain

i am also pretty impressed by theo's ability to recognise ads that will have dogs within just a few notes

10 times my age according to the innocence test!! 😂

me but with the creepy house face from step inside