I will not stand for unsubstantiated rumors of gianthood. Are they or aren’t they?

Just you wait until I have my gear back…

Got in trouble at work for replying with “what did you call me??” when someone asked where the fruitcake was

So John Cameron Mitchell has a new podcast called “Cancellation Island” produced by Christy Gressman. Here’s what you need to know: I am a victim of grooming/assault at the hands of Julian Koster of Neutral Milk Hotel, and long time friend and collaborator of Mitchell.

Omg! Look how sweet this cat is!!

This 500 mg edible is gonna get me through thanksgiving

Send help, I’m stuck in a hardcore/math rock loop. I am unwell

Got railed

Sufficiently drunk, time to get railed

Everyone wants a beautiful woman to ruin their life until it actually happens. Then you shit the bed

My boss comes in the checkout line grumbling about the tv not working and wanting to see Jake Paul getting his ass kicked

Escaping domestic violence was not on my agenda for 2024 but here we are

It’s futch fall

Where’d all my moots go??