fritzzz.bsky.social
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January 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Could really use an "Emergency Distraction Pod Special" of Drew doing bits in the Robert Kraft voice.
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Could really use an "Emergency Distraction Pod Special" of Drew doing bits in the Robert Kraft voice.
I prefer that people feel (deserved) guilt about doing this rather than anger about it being expensive.
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I prefer that people feel (deserved) guilt about doing this rather than anger about it being expensive.
Maye (shoulder injury) may shoulder injury.
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Maye (shoulder injury) may shoulder injury.
Love to get lectured on the nature of True White People from an Italian-American.
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Love to get lectured on the nature of True White People from an Italian-American.
He spits when he talks
He spits when he taaaalks
Lou Holtz is in hospice
He spits when he talks.
He spits when he taaaalks
Lou Holtz is in hospice
He spits when he talks.
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
He spits when he talks
He spits when he taaaalks
Lou Holtz is in hospice
He spits when he talks.
He spits when he taaaalks
Lou Holtz is in hospice
He spits when he talks.
KD saying "God damn" contained multitudes.
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 PM
KD saying "God damn" contained multitudes.
Werner Herzog voice: “John Salley, James Buddha Edwards, Vinny the Microwave and Bill Laimbeer.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Werner Herzog voice: “John Salley, James Buddha Edwards, Vinny the Microwave and Bill Laimbeer.”
I always thought Mark Aguirre‘s nickname should have been The Wrath of God.
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I always thought Mark Aguirre‘s nickname should have been The Wrath of God.
Wait... Benny Johnson's wife? Does, uh, does she know?
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Wait... Benny Johnson's wife? Does, uh, does she know?
Gov Walz should start every press conference by publicly offering this, like Lorne Michaels offering the Beatles $3,000 ($17,000 in today's money after inflation!) to reunite on SNL.
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Gov Walz should start every press conference by publicly offering this, like Lorne Michaels offering the Beatles $3,000 ($17,000 in today's money after inflation!) to reunite on SNL.
I should get to do this same thing when I pay taxes.
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I should get to do this same thing when I pay taxes.
It's not the most important thing, and people go by different names for a variety of reasons, but the bio stuff I've read says his mom is named Ann. Here, she's Gayle.
Did they, like, forget to factcheck his mom's name?
Did they, like, forget to factcheck his mom's name?
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It's not the most important thing, and people go by different names for a variety of reasons, but the bio stuff I've read says his mom is named Ann. Here, she's Gayle.
Did they, like, forget to factcheck his mom's name?
Did they, like, forget to factcheck his mom's name?
Opinion is fucking EASY too - not even a real job. Just talking to cabdrivers or letting your racist brother write it for you.
January 27, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Opinion is fucking EASY too - not even a real job. Just talking to cabdrivers or letting your racist brother write it for you.
And many, MANY fewer viewers.
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
And many, MANY fewer viewers.
He's trying to get Benny Johnson to think he's cool. Just think how incredibly fucking wack and beta you'd have to be to be trying to convince Benny Johnson you're cool.
January 27, 2026 at 12:37 AM
He's trying to get Benny Johnson to think he's cool. Just think how incredibly fucking wack and beta you'd have to be to be trying to convince Benny Johnson you're cool.
Custer, getting his sorry ass rightly kicked in again: "I'm getting a lot of Little Big Horn vibes right now."
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Custer, getting his sorry ass rightly kicked in again: "I'm getting a lot of Little Big Horn vibes right now."
"We've got Bob Fioretti, literally the only person who has ever listened to our show, calling in. Bob, what's on your mind?"
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
"We've got Bob Fioretti, literally the only person who has ever listened to our show, calling in. Bob, what's on your mind?"
Cheaper to produce too: all you need are some assholes with opinions, and they are literally everywhere. News is expensive and hard to do.
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Cheaper to produce too: all you need are some assholes with opinions, and they are literally everywhere. News is expensive and hard to do.
I always see a little John Waters/pervy pencil mustache, but he doesn’t actually have one.
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I always see a little John Waters/pervy pencil mustache, but he doesn’t actually have one.
Matt Y's "evil twin" is like, a normal person who washes his hands and has a real job.
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Matt Y's "evil twin" is like, a normal person who washes his hands and has a real job.