If you mute enough ads on Twitter, you will eventually uncover the secret truths.
August 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If you mute enough ads on Twitter, you will eventually uncover the secret truths.
My usual barber was busy so I got an okay haircut instead of a good one. Now I'm going to take it out on everyone.
By which I mean say nice things to people and remember to be thankful for the positive things in my life.
By which I mean say nice things to people and remember to be thankful for the positive things in my life.
July 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My usual barber was busy so I got an okay haircut instead of a good one. Now I'm going to take it out on everyone.
By which I mean say nice things to people and remember to be thankful for the positive things in my life.
By which I mean say nice things to people and remember to be thankful for the positive things in my life.
Finally, band practice again. Played through the set once then started planning for our next tour. 0-60 and we're all down. I love these people.
April 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Finally, band practice again. Played through the set once then started planning for our next tour. 0-60 and we're all down. I love these people.
Due to reasons, we aren't practicing for two weeks. Does anyone want to start a band real quick? I'm having withdrawals.
April 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Due to reasons, we aren't practicing for two weeks. Does anyone want to start a band real quick? I'm having withdrawals.
I have to stop doing this to myself. I have unironically thought, "Why am I so tired? I got 4 hours of sleep last night." Several times the last couple weeks, as if that is enough or a normal amount.
March 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I have to stop doing this to myself. I have unironically thought, "Why am I so tired? I got 4 hours of sleep last night." Several times the last couple weeks, as if that is enough or a normal amount.
Made a post on our band account talking openly about my depression over the last month and how I'm doing better now.
Every comment is in support of our singer telling her they love her and support her.
Every comment is in support of our singer telling her they love her and support her.
March 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Made a post on our band account talking openly about my depression over the last month and how I'm doing better now.
Every comment is in support of our singer telling her they love her and support her.
Every comment is in support of our singer telling her they love her and support her.
Let's pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars. I could use an extinction level event right now.
February 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Let's pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars. I could use an extinction level event right now.
I like things irresponsibly on this. I keep forgetting this isn't Twitter and my likes are public.
February 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I like things irresponsibly on this. I keep forgetting this isn't Twitter and my likes are public.
I missed the bar scene. Conversations I won't remember with people I'll remember even less while I put super annoying music on the jukebox.
February 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I missed the bar scene. Conversations I won't remember with people I'll remember even less while I put super annoying music on the jukebox.
I've finally reached the end of Dry January and entered There's No Good Word To Use That Means The Opposite of Dry February.
February 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I've finally reached the end of Dry January and entered There's No Good Word To Use That Means The Opposite of Dry February.
Work keeps telling us to bring our laptops home because of the snow, and I get their concern, but I don't think anyone's calling out because of 0.1 inches of snowfall.
February 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Work keeps telling us to bring our laptops home because of the snow, and I get their concern, but I don't think anyone's calling out because of 0.1 inches of snowfall.
Being in a band means sometimes making foolish decisions, like agreeing to play a show 3 hours away on a Sunday because it's a matinee and you think you'll be home by 11. You won't, you big, dumb idiot.
Anyway, Los Mal Hablados are a sweet ska-core band and I'm happy we got to play with them.
Anyway, Los Mal Hablados are a sweet ska-core band and I'm happy we got to play with them.
January 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Being in a band means sometimes making foolish decisions, like agreeing to play a show 3 hours away on a Sunday because it's a matinee and you think you'll be home by 11. You won't, you big, dumb idiot.
Anyway, Los Mal Hablados are a sweet ska-core band and I'm happy we got to play with them.
Anyway, Los Mal Hablados are a sweet ska-core band and I'm happy we got to play with them.
It's been about a month since the band last practiced, and on that day, we wrote a REALLY good, fun song. All we want to do is play and work on that song, but we have a show on Friday, so we have to spend tonight running the set list. Boooooooo. 👎
January 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's been about a month since the band last practiced, and on that day, we wrote a REALLY good, fun song. All we want to do is play and work on that song, but we have a show on Friday, so we have to spend tonight running the set list. Boooooooo. 👎
I never took down the balloons they hung over my desk on my first birthday. By now, they're deflated and every year they hang up more, which slowly deflate over time.
There's a new person in our corner of the office demanding I take them down because they make her sad. I will fight this.
There's a new person in our corner of the office demanding I take them down because they make her sad. I will fight this.
January 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I never took down the balloons they hung over my desk on my first birthday. By now, they're deflated and every year they hang up more, which slowly deflate over time.
There's a new person in our corner of the office demanding I take them down because they make her sad. I will fight this.
There's a new person in our corner of the office demanding I take them down because they make her sad. I will fight this.
Very enjoyable holiday weeks.
Saw family in Florida and went on an airboat ride to see gators sunning themselves in their natural habitat.
Also learned a friend is trying to expand his basement by digging into his house's foundation. Cut a hole in the wall and is removing dirt.
How are you doing?
Saw family in Florida and went on an airboat ride to see gators sunning themselves in their natural habitat.
Also learned a friend is trying to expand his basement by digging into his house's foundation. Cut a hole in the wall and is removing dirt.
How are you doing?
December 30, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Very enjoyable holiday weeks.
Saw family in Florida and went on an airboat ride to see gators sunning themselves in their natural habitat.
Also learned a friend is trying to expand his basement by digging into his house's foundation. Cut a hole in the wall and is removing dirt.
How are you doing?
Saw family in Florida and went on an airboat ride to see gators sunning themselves in their natural habitat.
Also learned a friend is trying to expand his basement by digging into his house's foundation. Cut a hole in the wall and is removing dirt.
How are you doing?
Sitting in the bar in an oversized tie-dye shirt I wear on laundry day and during long, cross-state car trips to celebrate another 3 show extended weekend tour to fucking Coos Bay, Oregon. Never let anyone tell you the life of a local musician is anything but glamorous.
December 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Sitting in the bar in an oversized tie-dye shirt I wear on laundry day and during long, cross-state car trips to celebrate another 3 show extended weekend tour to fucking Coos Bay, Oregon. Never let anyone tell you the life of a local musician is anything but glamorous.
I read everyone's Spotify wrapped posts because how cool would it be if my band was on there?
It's never happened, but it would be cool.
It's never happened, but it would be cool.
December 4, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I read everyone's Spotify wrapped posts because how cool would it be if my band was on there?
It's never happened, but it would be cool.
It's never happened, but it would be cool.
I love playing Erebus in Kelso, but it's so hard to trade in their drink tickets.
November 30, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I love playing Erebus in Kelso, but it's so hard to trade in their drink tickets.
For Thanksgiving, I am thankful for my favorite follower: You.
Mostly because you're my only follower.
The journey to 100 followers begins with a single post.
Mostly because you're my only follower.
The journey to 100 followers begins with a single post.
November 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
For Thanksgiving, I am thankful for my favorite follower: You.
Mostly because you're my only follower.
The journey to 100 followers begins with a single post.
Mostly because you're my only follower.
The journey to 100 followers begins with a single post.
Enough time has passed, I think I'm ready to get back out there. I think I'm ready for a parasocial relationship.
November 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Enough time has passed, I think I'm ready to get back out there. I think I'm ready for a parasocial relationship.
If my work wanted me to take this 3 day week seriously, they would make every work week 3 days.
November 26, 2024 at 10:06 PM
If my work wanted me to take this 3 day week seriously, they would make every work week 3 days.
Fighting for my life in my fantasy football league because the loser has to take the SAT, and I really don't want to take that fucking test again.
Mainly because of the section where you have to write a paragraph in cursive. That was always the hardest part.
Mainly because of the section where you have to write a paragraph in cursive. That was always the hardest part.
November 25, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Fighting for my life in my fantasy football league because the loser has to take the SAT, and I really don't want to take that fucking test again.
Mainly because of the section where you have to write a paragraph in cursive. That was always the hardest part.
Mainly because of the section where you have to write a paragraph in cursive. That was always the hardest part.
Around this time of year, I often find myself afflicted by a morose ennui which makes me use words I barely know the meaning of to try and feel better.
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Around this time of year, I often find myself afflicted by a morose ennui which makes me use words I barely know the meaning of to try and feel better.
This is me, BTW, if you even care.
best thing i saw in italy. two sided painting of The Ideal Man
November 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
This is me, BTW, if you even care.
My five day weekend was tragically cut short by my office regaining power. At least I have a four and a half day weekend next week to enjoy not doing anything.
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
My five day weekend was tragically cut short by my office regaining power. At least I have a four and a half day weekend next week to enjoy not doing anything.