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your frog pal 🐸

@frog.pizza

120 followers 43 following 480 posts

he/him. approaching 40. dm friendly. talk to me about food or music or dinosaurs.

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your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · May 7

minecraft meme of the osfrog twitch emote superimposed on jack black's head since i am in fact steve

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your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 4h

fucking aspirational.

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 3d

Portland Frog updates about getting pepper sprayed in his fan intake 🐸🫡

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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 4d

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your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 4d

you can't spell capitulate without capital.

your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 5d

if you give me a copy of super c then i will one-credit clear it without hesitation.

your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 5d

he is acutely aware of his fate

your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 5d

he was delicious

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your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 5d

🍭🦝

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Mono, gremlin kobold artist! @monokobold.bsky.social · 6d

bountiful harvest!!

An over-head view of a kobold being yanked out of the soil in an onion patch. The kobold is covered in dirt and has an onion on his back. There are pumpkins around in view, nonsensically sharing the same patch as the onions.

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your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 5d

we made something that we called "tiger sauce" at the old kitchen i used to work at

it was basically just like five parts sour cream to one part sriracha but it was bangin

your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 6d

this, my fellow monkeys,

is called the gravity effect.

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Emilio Lopez @emannland.bsky.social · 6d

After Seeing the "Helper Monkey" Character I posted my girlfriend said I should draw more cute characters lol So here is Fisherman "Kaeru-Kun" 🐸🎣🍁

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Raz @razigator.bsky.social · 6d

get you a gentleman like this

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York @yorktheorca.bsky.social · 6d

I thought of this meme again so I figured I'd share.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 7d

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

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Kieran (But Spookier) @toadally.bsky.social · 8d

This has been me the past few days

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your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 8d

it says the sale already ended

your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 8d

the whole thing has been commandeered into the cheesiest fucking propaganda arm

your frog pal 🐸 @frog.pizza · 8d

the white house website having a scrolling banner and 24-esque countdown clock until a "democrat shutdown" is some of the stupidest fashy shit i have ever seen