Toby MacBeth
@froggyskyman.bsky.social
Circus huckster with a 4th grade education and an irrational fear of elderly women with blue hair who still believes in the tooth fairy and owns a pet rock. I also give Ted talks on nuclear fusion and understanding the comedy of Greg Gutfeld.
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Obama deported 3 million illegal immigrants during his time in office and I don’t remember a single scene like this.
January 10, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Obama deported 3 million illegal immigrants during his time in office and I don’t remember a single scene like this.
I have concept of a healthcare program. It’s like nobody’s ever seen before.
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have concept of a healthcare program. It’s like nobody’s ever seen before.
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Normal people say “my condolences.” Trump says “this is about me, actually.”
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Normal people say “my condolences.” Trump says “this is about me, actually.”
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Thank God Trump’s corruption is offset by his incompetence.
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thank God Trump’s corruption is offset by his incompetence.
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Trump wanted to issue a commemorative stamp with his face but a market study showed 65% of Americans would spit on the front side while the other 35% would lick his back side
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Trump wanted to issue a commemorative stamp with his face but a market study showed 65% of Americans would spit on the front side while the other 35% would lick his back side
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[Video] Notice how nobody in the Trump regime ever asks, “But how will we pay for it?” when it comes to priorities that benefit them?
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[Video] Notice how nobody in the Trump regime ever asks, “But how will we pay for it?” when it comes to priorities that benefit them?
If you believe a president who pardons drug dealers is fighting a war on drugs I don’t know how to help you…
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If you believe a president who pardons drug dealers is fighting a war on drugs I don’t know how to help you…
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Trump’s ideas for a healthcare plan sounds like a wish someone made to a genie halfway through a stroke.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trump’s ideas for a healthcare plan sounds like a wish someone made to a genie halfway through a stroke.
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There are more photos of Trump and Epstein together than there are of Melania holding his hand.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There are more photos of Trump and Epstein together than there are of Melania holding his hand.
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Supporting her because she dumped Trump is like adopting a raccoon because it stopped knocking over your garbage cans.
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Supporting her because she dumped Trump is like adopting a raccoon because it stopped knocking over your garbage cans.
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Scott Jennings is the human version of a shrug emoji in a red tie.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Scott Jennings is the human version of a shrug emoji in a red tie.
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Trump: “Doctor, I gotta lose some weight. I haven’t seen my dick since 1999.
Doctor: “Well, you could diet.”
Trump: “That’s a great idea! What color?
Doctor: “Well, you could diet.”
Trump: “That’s a great idea! What color?
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Trump: “Doctor, I gotta lose some weight. I haven’t seen my dick since 1999.
Doctor: “Well, you could diet.”
Trump: “That’s a great idea! What color?
Doctor: “Well, you could diet.”
Trump: “That’s a great idea! What color?
