Voynich Manuscript audiobook
@frogisis.bsky.social
human brown note | once & future stardog champion | surprise/me
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I have a soft spot for these kinds of simpleton—They’re a monkey’s-paw success story of the exact kind of mind US liberal democracy wants to want, foamed-in by Marketplace Of Ideas utopianism where liberty & justice can always be recognized by their evident, in-a-vacuum Symmetry.
February 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I have a soft spot for these kinds of simpleton—They’re a monkey’s-paw success story of the exact kind of mind US liberal democracy wants to want, foamed-in by Marketplace Of Ideas utopianism where liberty & justice can always be recognized by their evident, in-a-vacuum Symmetry.
the only 2 genders that matter are “literal” and “ironic”
i mean i guess unless you’re onstage tryna get all the ladies to sing the next part
yeah! now all the fellas out there! ok this next song, i don’t care where u come from, one, just, i uhh, one love u feel me?
remember to tip ur bar staff
i mean i guess unless you’re onstage tryna get all the ladies to sing the next part
yeah! now all the fellas out there! ok this next song, i don’t care where u come from, one, just, i uhh, one love u feel me?
remember to tip ur bar staff
February 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the only 2 genders that matter are “literal” and “ironic”
i mean i guess unless you’re onstage tryna get all the ladies to sing the next part
yeah! now all the fellas out there! ok this next song, i don’t care where u come from, one, just, i uhh, one love u feel me?
remember to tip ur bar staff
i mean i guess unless you’re onstage tryna get all the ladies to sing the next part
yeah! now all the fellas out there! ok this next song, i don’t care where u come from, one, just, i uhh, one love u feel me?
remember to tip ur bar staff
realizing you’ve just discovered a new obsession is probably what lycanthropy would feel like
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
realizing you’ve just discovered a new obsession is probably what lycanthropy would feel like
If we ever network physical robot platforms to AI humanity is not prepared for the plague of big spontaneous song & dance numbers
Humans will cower inside lest they be impishly yoinked into a chorus line by a network of singing, twirling grocerybots juggling cabbages & hip-checking them into carts
Humans will cower inside lest they be impishly yoinked into a chorus line by a network of singing, twirling grocerybots juggling cabbages & hip-checking them into carts
January 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If we ever network physical robot platforms to AI humanity is not prepared for the plague of big spontaneous song & dance numbers
Humans will cower inside lest they be impishly yoinked into a chorus line by a network of singing, twirling grocerybots juggling cabbages & hip-checking them into carts
Humans will cower inside lest they be impishly yoinked into a chorus line by a network of singing, twirling grocerybots juggling cabbages & hip-checking them into carts
too young to be the Six Flags guy, too old to pretend not to remember the Six Flags guy
October 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
too young to be the Six Flags guy, too old to pretend not to remember the Six Flags guy
It was a disaster, nobody actually wanted to play the game and answer the questions and just argued the whole time but I don't know what I expected hosting Secret Other Family Feud
June 4, 2024 at 7:53 PM
It was a disaster, nobody actually wanted to play the game and answer the questions and just argued the whole time but I don't know what I expected hosting Secret Other Family Feud
admittedly it’s pretty weird how it keeps randomly appearing and disappearing in different shapes draped over different things but I dunno what I expected getting an acausal pride flag
May 24, 2024 at 3:34 PM
admittedly it’s pretty weird how it keeps randomly appearing and disappearing in different shapes draped over different things but I dunno what I expected getting an acausal pride flag
never fails, just when you think you’ve found a new fertility god, all these rumors come out about a pattern of exposing their penis
May 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM
never fails, just when you think you’ve found a new fertility god, all these rumors come out about a pattern of exposing their penis
the hot look for men this summer is gonna be having your head stuck in a honey pot
May 3, 2024 at 2:24 AM
the hot look for men this summer is gonna be having your head stuck in a honey pot
you ever have one of those dreams where everybody treats you like an alien just because you came down in the middle of a boardwalk festival in the escape stage of a disintegrating starship & are wearing powered armor
April 29, 2024 at 2:53 AM
you ever have one of those dreams where everybody treats you like an alien just because you came down in the middle of a boardwalk festival in the escape stage of a disintegrating starship & are wearing powered armor
honestly we should have done a wellness check on Boeing back when they designed the X-32
March 16, 2024 at 3:57 AM
honestly we should have done a wellness check on Boeing back when they designed the X-32
I think we're actually pretty lucky that animals can't talk, imagine how much more embarrassing it would be if your dog humping your friend's leg was also like "nff fuck yeah"
March 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I think we're actually pretty lucky that animals can't talk, imagine how much more embarrassing it would be if your dog humping your friend's leg was also like "nff fuck yeah"
i’m gonna buy an island and start Precambrian Park where it’s just pools full of algae and nematodes i say used to be extinct cuz who’s gonna fuckin know
March 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
i’m gonna buy an island and start Precambrian Park where it’s just pools full of algae and nematodes i say used to be extinct cuz who’s gonna fuckin know
sleep paralysis entity tryna smash last night
it's tricky to let someone down easy when you can't move
it's tricky to let someone down easy when you can't move
February 25, 2024 at 10:57 PM
sleep paralysis entity tryna smash last night
it's tricky to let someone down easy when you can't move
it's tricky to let someone down easy when you can't move
how could a just and loving god create a world where so many people are corny
February 24, 2024 at 3:01 AM
how could a just and loving god create a world where so many people are corny
anything that slips out of my hand in the bathroom always makes right for the toilet bowl like it’s tryna Shawshank its way to freedom
February 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM
anything that slips out of my hand in the bathroom always makes right for the toilet bowl like it’s tryna Shawshank its way to freedom
random woman in a dream last night: "Did you know you can just NAME your own kid like 'Failed Experiment KillMe' if u want???"
February 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM
random woman in a dream last night: "Did you know you can just NAME your own kid like 'Failed Experiment KillMe' if u want???"
inside of you there are two Ka-50s
February 22, 2024 at 5:12 AM
inside of you there are two Ka-50s
I dunno why I have to do all this modern day shit like answer emails and pay bills when nature clearly intended for me to be hibernating in the orbit of a neutron star, waiting for a gravitational wave activation signal to self-reassemble and deploy part of something called like “The Tiamat Array”
February 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I dunno why I have to do all this modern day shit like answer emails and pay bills when nature clearly intended for me to be hibernating in the orbit of a neutron star, waiting for a gravitational wave activation signal to self-reassemble and deploy part of something called like “The Tiamat Array”
thinking about making up a cat
“oh i can’t tonight i have to wax my cat”
“really i’d love to but i’m saving up to get new claws for my cat”
“technically he’s a rescue but i like to think Balthasar rescued me”
etc etc
“oh i can’t tonight i have to wax my cat”
“really i’d love to but i’m saving up to get new claws for my cat”
“technically he’s a rescue but i like to think Balthasar rescued me”
etc etc
February 21, 2024 at 12:19 AM
thinking about making up a cat
“oh i can’t tonight i have to wax my cat”
“really i’d love to but i’m saving up to get new claws for my cat”
“technically he’s a rescue but i like to think Balthasar rescued me”
etc etc
“oh i can’t tonight i have to wax my cat”
“really i’d love to but i’m saving up to get new claws for my cat”
“technically he’s a rescue but i like to think Balthasar rescued me”
etc etc
alien: “humans would not consider our species… pleasant to look at”
human: “we’re both intelligent beings, I can look past whatever it is, you don’t have to hide anymore”
alien: “very well…”
*alien looks exactly like your parents fucking*
human: “we’re both intelligent beings, I can look past whatever it is, you don’t have to hide anymore”
alien: “very well…”
*alien looks exactly like your parents fucking*
February 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alien: “humans would not consider our species… pleasant to look at”
human: “we’re both intelligent beings, I can look past whatever it is, you don’t have to hide anymore”
alien: “very well…”
*alien looks exactly like your parents fucking*
human: “we’re both intelligent beings, I can look past whatever it is, you don’t have to hide anymore”
alien: “very well…”
*alien looks exactly like your parents fucking*
how i feel watching football must be how it feels to have your grandson try to show you Apex Legends
February 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
how i feel watching football must be how it feels to have your grandson try to show you Apex Legends
I bet monkeys argue about how they haven't detected any more advanced species because from the tops of trees they don't spot any mile-long hyperbananas
February 5, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I bet monkeys argue about how they haven't detected any more advanced species because from the tops of trees they don't spot any mile-long hyperbananas
i’ve always believed in practicing prefigurative politics which is why i make my taxes out to the People’s Islamic Republic of Ganymede
February 4, 2024 at 9:04 PM
i’ve always believed in practicing prefigurative politics which is why i make my taxes out to the People’s Islamic Republic of Ganymede