"Name my kid Renesmee"
"Sure Bella honey, whatever you want"

I'm sure everyone who heard her dumbass idea was just going along with it because they thought she was going to die and wanted to make her last days better.

And don't get me started on how dumb the result is.
"My mom's name is Rene and your mom's name is Esmee. So I was playing around with them and came up with Renesmee."
Raggedy ass name. "Came up with" my ass.
I was playing around with cheese and burger and came up with the name cheeseburger.

Cracking open a few cold ones with Tuunbaq

I just wish it didn't devour Connecticut