Facebook account was restored a few hours after suspension. Still an immense load of horseshit that it happened in the first place.

Picture for proof. Guess my FBI handler can't take a joke. And to my credit, it was a hilarious parody of Chumbawumba's Tubthumping at the expense of Pete Hegseth's alcoholism.

"He takes a WhiskeyLeak, he takes a VodkaLeak", etc.

Facebook just suspended my profile because I posted the words NSA and a Wikipedia link to the historical cyberleaks that occurred in the 2010s (this link right here: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010s_g...) in response to a friend commenting on the recent Pete Hegseth scandal.

Insane.

The interior decoration shift in the US from "millennial gray" to "zillennial black" is going to make it so much easier for filmmakers in the 2050s to denote the cultural descent into darkness when making their retrospective biopics and war films.

Tour Season 2025, let's go!

They never would (primarily because it goes against the fundamental teachings of "love thy neighbor" that Christ espoused), but I really think that the Catholic and Christian church need to start excommunications up again for the people who legitimately think EMPATHY is too liberal and radical.

In other, apolitical news, it blows my mind that South Park managed to manifest "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" into existence from a joke in its World of Warcraft episode from... *checks notes* 19 years ago.

Leaving this up for posterity, because at the end of the next four years this moment will feel like a fever dream compared to all the other insane shit that's coming, and I refuse to be gaslit into forgetting.

It's Day One and I'm already so tired.

I'm so confused about the "switching over to RedNote as a protest over TikTok" thing. Like, why would you willingly participate in yet *another* social media app that will gladly harvest your social media data for profit, just for a different country's ultimate benefit?

Maybe just... stop using?

Still waiting for the mass "X"-odus when all the rational people finally give up on Twitter and come here instead...

I feel like Wonder Woman's lasso of truth could be easily defeated by a neurodivergent person with indecision issues or even a basic grasp of the subjectivity of "truth" which requires at least 5 separate meandering clarifications before answering the question.

I wonder if, as AI subtitle misspellings get more and more commonly repeated and parroted by the masses who are learning their vocabulary from social media, we start to see a change in our future encyclopedias as a result from ignorant people outweighing the educated pedants.

I want a “Knives Out” sequel where a new director kills off Benoit Blanc in the first five minutes, then the rest of the movie is spent trying to solve the murder only to give up and bringing the movie to an unsatisfying end.

See how Rian Johnson likes it when someone messes with *his* franchise.

I’m not one to speak on social media when there’s nothing clever or important to say, so expect long gaps between posts.

Also, do we have a verb analogous to “tweeting” for BlueSky yet?

I’m going to enjoy the honeymoon phase of this app because once the multiplicative nature of “people inviting people” reaches critical mass it’s only a matter of time before all the bots and trolls show up. Mazel tov. 🥂

Second post: Fuck Elon Musk. 🖕🏼

My first post here should be classy and professional, so that I can look back fondly at it in the decades to come.