Isn't this literally the story of Mamdani's dad, he hadn't heard of Marx until the FBI hauled him in for interrogation

I think we all know where I learned this from

If tai qi has taught me anything it is when to push and when to give. If a sandwich offers too much resistance, I will find an alternative projectile to show ICE how much I love them

I take it you haven't seen the video of a guy who cooked a turkey by slapping it repeatedly

Unfortunately, some guy named Newton figured out his second law of motion, and sandwiches are not solid blocks of mass that can transfer energy uniformly, so even assuming I get that acceleration of 10,000m/s², it becomes a moot point as sandwiches are not structured to survive such forces

I don't know what kind of damage 1D4 is in SI, but some back of a cigarette pack maths informs me that you would have to launch a particularly weighty Subway footlong at almost three times the speed of sound to be reliably lethal

I fear not the American but the losses incurred repelling them. Even a paper tiger has fangs

I regret to inform you that Americans stab each other at a higher rate than we do in Britain, so we might have a problem if the Septics decide to intervene

Most leaders go hide and seek

7th January 1966

That's a long neck

I'm personally a proponent of enjoying your life by taking revenge on the world. It's the only dialectical approach.

The whole point of parliamentary privilege is that the court that issued the gag order can't actually enforce it on any speech in parliament. The court could, in practical terms, still haul us in and charge us with contempt if we use the words David Cleary and murderer too near to each other though

If there's a payphone near you and you have nimble fingers, you can use the hook of the phone to replicate the way rotary phones work (and not have to pay for the call whilst you're at it)

What is this, middle school?

Plastician's Beg To Differ, forever and always. Opens with Skepta on the mic and ends with a song so perfect that I haven't found anything that surpasses it in my heart despite decades of searching

Whatever criticisms I may have of Britain, the weirdos that exist on this island have done some of my favourite things for very silly reasons

Dressers are a tricky one, because sometimes they have drawers instead of cupboard space. Some have both, though, which is always my preference because I enjoy needless variety