Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar
@frontopup.bsky.social
They/Them. Pelor’s perfect idiot. Paddystinian-American. Anti-abundist. Protestants DNI ❌ y’all know where you belong ⬇️🔥🔥👹. Ultra Instinct Dark Dhoulmagus mode activated
It’s perfectly normal to dress up like Queen Elizabeth and dance around for your guys I don’t see the issue
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
It’s perfectly normal to dress up like Queen Elizabeth and dance around for your guys I don’t see the issue
If it wasn’t for FRUPAC grandpa would have never learned about the proud British naval heritage still alive in the submariner corps
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
If it wasn’t for FRUPAC grandpa would have never learned about the proud British naval heritage still alive in the submariner corps
Does DiBlasio have any deep dive bangers in the tank? I know that guy was tweeting crazy bout JLo or something to that effect
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Does DiBlasio have any deep dive bangers in the tank? I know that guy was tweeting crazy bout JLo or something to that effect
God you’re sad and pathetic man. All these quotes on here are just you screaming into the void. Does being the liberal Mike Cernovich do something for you?
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
God you’re sad and pathetic man. All these quotes on here are just you screaming into the void. Does being the liberal Mike Cernovich do something for you?
Oh yeah no chance the perverts are that scrupulous
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Oh yeah no chance the perverts are that scrupulous
I think the proud tradition of nonce-hunting should be extended to guys like this, even if they are being gross about adult women
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I think the proud tradition of nonce-hunting should be extended to guys like this, even if they are being gross about adult women
Is this guy from the “our dead rabbi was the messiah” Chabad contingent?
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Is this guy from the “our dead rabbi was the messiah” Chabad contingent?
Doing “come and take it” but for cars is incredibly corny.
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Doing “come and take it” but for cars is incredibly corny.
Aspiring to be Basic: A Caution
December 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Aspiring to be Basic: A Caution
Don’t do it folks you would be happier touching your brain directly to a Tesla coil
December 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Don’t do it folks you would be happier touching your brain directly to a Tesla coil
They’ll make you an honorary Canadian for this 🫡
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They’ll make you an honorary Canadian for this 🫡
Got started a lil early. Pretty good so far (only 60-ish pages in) if anyone likes adventurous fantasy novels about pirates
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Got started a lil early. Pretty good so far (only 60-ish pages in) if anyone likes adventurous fantasy novels about pirates
He’s raising “community funds” from the angels now
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He’s raising “community funds” from the angels now
Damn grandma got that GG
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Damn grandma got that GG
He’s done a remarkable job in uniting Britons and non-Britons alike in thinking y’all are screwed
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
He’s done a remarkable job in uniting Britons and non-Britons alike in thinking y’all are screwed
Is there a word similar to Nakba that means big rabbit booty tho? Are we a few letters away from a breakthrough?
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is there a word similar to Nakba that means big rabbit booty tho? Are we a few letters away from a breakthrough?
Being alive is actually extremely insensitive to the dead
December 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Being alive is actually extremely insensitive to the dead
It’s wishcasting. The people who want a capitalist eternity know on some level they need people to their right to buy it. If that’s what you want then it’s easier to believe that the further right will see the light than that anti-capitalists will
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s wishcasting. The people who want a capitalist eternity know on some level they need people to their right to buy it. If that’s what you want then it’s easier to believe that the further right will see the light than that anti-capitalists will
I’m shocked the “I’m going to pretend you’re from Somalia so I don’t have to listen to you” people are having their dumb notions co-opted by Florida Republicans
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m shocked the “I’m going to pretend you’re from Somalia so I don’t have to listen to you” people are having their dumb notions co-opted by Florida Republicans
You may not like the Skeksis or their methods but you have to respect their decorum and maintenance of norms
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You may not like the Skeksis or their methods but you have to respect their decorum and maintenance of norms
It sucks but framing it as something you “survive” is incredibly wack and I assert that people who think like that are swine. Table stakes for Reddit users but still
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It sucks but framing it as something you “survive” is incredibly wack and I assert that people who think like that are swine. Table stakes for Reddit users but still
Nothing says “the person who cheated on me was right to do so” more emphatically than “surviving infidelity”
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Nothing says “the person who cheated on me was right to do so” more emphatically than “surviving infidelity”
“Mummy said it’s my turn on the national consciousness” ass lady
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“Mummy said it’s my turn on the national consciousness” ass lady
You look like Nick Kroll’s more duplicitous brother Peter
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
You look like Nick Kroll’s more duplicitous brother Peter
Saffron; get the pickles
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Saffron; get the pickles