The worst kind of person is the person who comments "Happy Birthday" on YOUR Happy Birthday post to a mutual friend. Lazy af.

That feeling where one of your favorite bands that you thought you'd NEVER get to see live announce a US tour, and you have no money for it, no one to go with, it's an hour away, and it's outside in Atlanta IN AUGUST. #heartbroken

Hot take: if you aren't willing to wear a mask in public spaces, you shouldn't complain about double chip dippers.

Boss randomly gave me a box of the best choice of artisanal chocolates today. I couldn't have picked a better box for myself (and followers will note I tried to do just that last month). Sweet!

I want my upstairs neighbor's drug dealer to know they vacuum just before he comes over.

Just a girl bored on her day off picking her favorite chocolate flavors for her ideal box and then not buying them cuz rent. 😝

EVERYBODY BE REAL STILL. I'm so close to ZERO INBOX for both my work and home email.

Probably won't use this account for much other than getting the lay o' the land for work purposes. @atlshakespeareco.bsky.social