I been told a lot that I wouldn't act the way I do offline as I do online
I'm more of a nightmare in the things you don't see of me
I'm more of a nightmare in the things you don't see of me
January 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I been told a lot that I wouldn't act the way I do offline as I do online
I'm more of a nightmare in the things you don't see of me
I'm more of a nightmare in the things you don't see of me
PIERCE THE APE HEAVENS!
January 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
PIERCE THE APE HEAVENS!
A different artists rendition of events
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
A different artists rendition of events
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Everybody shut the fuck up
New bacon strat just dropped
New bacon strat just dropped
January 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Everybody shut the fuck up
New bacon strat just dropped
New bacon strat just dropped
Captain Peacock knows damn fucking well he serves hard
January 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Captain Peacock knows damn fucking well he serves hard
Not my best edit ever, because I had to do it on my phone
That being said, I still laugh at this years after the fact
That being said, I still laugh at this years after the fact
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Not my best edit ever, because I had to do it on my phone
That being said, I still laugh at this years after the fact
That being said, I still laugh at this years after the fact
I know that she is
YOU'RE confused about how context within conversations works
There's no way you are this stupid, so you have to be attempting to be obtuse, and failing
Get yourself a hotdog costume, JFC
YOU'RE confused about how context within conversations works
There's no way you are this stupid, so you have to be attempting to be obtuse, and failing
Get yourself a hotdog costume, JFC
January 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I know that she is
YOU'RE confused about how context within conversations works
There's no way you are this stupid, so you have to be attempting to be obtuse, and failing
Get yourself a hotdog costume, JFC
YOU'RE confused about how context within conversations works
There's no way you are this stupid, so you have to be attempting to be obtuse, and failing
Get yourself a hotdog costume, JFC
No, but you were replying to someone who did mention it, and you drew the connection to Jill Stein yourself
You know damn well those dots are connected, explicitly by you. So while you didn't mention it, you did go down this path by your own choices
Took all of a minute to follow the breadcrumbs
You know damn well those dots are connected, explicitly by you. So while you didn't mention it, you did go down this path by your own choices
Took all of a minute to follow the breadcrumbs
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
No, but you were replying to someone who did mention it, and you drew the connection to Jill Stein yourself
You know damn well those dots are connected, explicitly by you. So while you didn't mention it, you did go down this path by your own choices
Took all of a minute to follow the breadcrumbs
You know damn well those dots are connected, explicitly by you. So while you didn't mention it, you did go down this path by your own choices
Took all of a minute to follow the breadcrumbs
Did someone say Mao?
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January 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Did someone say Mao?
I been jokingly calling Newsom "Evil Inspector Gadget" because of his unnaturally white teeth. Its starting to be less of a joke as time passes
He'll give the Evil Go Go Gadget Middle Finger to trans people and the homeless if it earns him votes, ego stroking, and billionaire back pats
He'll give the Evil Go Go Gadget Middle Finger to trans people and the homeless if it earns him votes, ego stroking, and billionaire back pats
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I been jokingly calling Newsom "Evil Inspector Gadget" because of his unnaturally white teeth. Its starting to be less of a joke as time passes
He'll give the Evil Go Go Gadget Middle Finger to trans people and the homeless if it earns him votes, ego stroking, and billionaire back pats
He'll give the Evil Go Go Gadget Middle Finger to trans people and the homeless if it earns him votes, ego stroking, and billionaire back pats
Ok so there's something fucking wrong with me I swear
January 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Ok so there's something fucking wrong with me I swear
Don't stop ICE from patronizing your business or they might not get the chance to case the joint and kidnap the staff.
Think of those poor ICE thugs.
Why, they might have to go home and think about getting a real job. Just like the staff they kidnapped had before ICE showed up.
Think of those poor ICE thugs.
Why, they might have to go home and think about getting a real job. Just like the staff they kidnapped had before ICE showed up.
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Don't stop ICE from patronizing your business or they might not get the chance to case the joint and kidnap the staff.
Think of those poor ICE thugs.
Why, they might have to go home and think about getting a real job. Just like the staff they kidnapped had before ICE showed up.
Think of those poor ICE thugs.
Why, they might have to go home and think about getting a real job. Just like the staff they kidnapped had before ICE showed up.
The title of my non existent biography.
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The title of my non existent biography.
Fixed that for them
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Fixed that for them
I don't read bios because I typically like to take peoples statements as they are, in place
That being said YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
That being said YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
January 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I don't read bios because I typically like to take peoples statements as they are, in place
That being said YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
That being said YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Mfw people call me a milk factory
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Mfw people call me a milk factory
Bags of shit when you correctly call them out on their bag of shittery
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Bags of shit when you correctly call them out on their bag of shittery
Accurate to the lore
January 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Accurate to the lore
I'm reposting this because it gets more correct every time I post it
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I'm reposting this because it gets more correct every time I post it
Since I am pretty sure I won't make it through this shit, I'm just going to point out that at some point, either you have to say enough is enough, or let them come to get you too
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Since I am pretty sure I won't make it through this shit, I'm just going to point out that at some point, either you have to say enough is enough, or let them come to get you too
If this isn't your radicalization moment then I got nothing for you
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
If this isn't your radicalization moment then I got nothing for you