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Chris
@frozentadpoles.bsky.social
Human. Husband. Father. Sometimes friend. BB Gun Owner. Lover of Gobstoppers. ID Researcher.

Views, opinions, statements, etc. are my own.
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One of my chickens was a quail today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Today my wife and I assembled 74 meal kits and 10 cake kits for our school district's student market. The student market is a shame and guilt free opportunity for students in the district to acquire food and personal items to which they may not have regular access.

All in today was less than $500.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

Might be worth looking into a partnership with this pharmaceutical company. That medication would be a great name for a BBEG.
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Can't wait to see which piece of shit floats to the top of the manosphere now.
September 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Chris
I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.

-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
August 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
@samreich.bsky.social finally subscribed to dropout. Been absolutely mainlining game changers with my family. Just outstanding content you all have perfected. Can't wait to dive into the rest of the library. My only question is where are you from?
August 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My sweet dog, Thomas, got sick a few weeks ago. Stopped eating as voraciously, started drinking more. I didn't really pay attention until he had two accidents in the house while we were gone for 3 hours. I fear that the bladder/kidney infection he was treated for is actually just kidney failure. 1/2
May 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I think @snapchatsupport.bsky.social has suggested every other Snapchat user to me at this point. I've turned off all of the notifications, deleted the suggestions, and still I get 6-10 friend suggestion notifications per day. 1/2
May 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The number of people in my circle who scream "Don't tread on me!" While being the boot is frankly astonishing. Every single one of my friends in LE has been incredibly emboldened and it is disturbing.

I hope my execution is at least swift.
April 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@nws.noaa.gov map dropped of the Columbia, MO Easter Day EF1 Tornado.

The path ended about 500 yards from my neighborhood. Our trees and yards are strewn with debris from our local recycling center, which was...an unfortunate victim of nature.
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The absolute best part of watching Flow is how engaged my sweet pup Thomas is. He watches the whole thing and whines when the dogs are on screen.

Cannot overstate how beautiful this film is.
April 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Trump and bukake or whatever saying they can't bring someone back is about the weakest shit in the world. Boys, you're weak. Weak little babies. But not normal babies, like marsupial babies.
April 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Wife and I watched Adolescence in its entirety today. My soul is crushed. What a beautiful piece of everything. Stephen Graham was so relatable as a father trying to be better. Ugh I want to watch it again but don't think my heart, or tear ducts, can handle it.
April 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
At the heart doctor to see a mid-level, wife says "copay should be less if I'm not seeing a doctor." I totally agree. a physician comes with med school, residency, and fellowship. Mid levels in a speciality field feel...yucky.

Sorry NP/PA friends (also I prefer PAs 1000% of the time)
April 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My wife woke up a Marxist and I'm so in love.
March 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gabbards congressional testimony today allows @theatlantic.com to release the full contents of the text chain. She testified UNDER OATH that nothing was classified. If they release and she lied, boom perjury charge!
March 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just got added to the signal group "Attack on Hoth - Small Group" who do I warn? @markhamillofficial.bsky.social seems appropriate, but I don't know if he can get any T-47s ready in time.
March 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@schumer.senate.gov Google history just dropped, most searched item "How to get daddy to love me."

Thank you for betraying all of us, again.

None of us will forget.
March 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
20 year old guy at the BJJ gym talking about the TRT and peptide injections he does. Oh brother, your late 30s are going to be an absolute nightmare.
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I want to cash out my retirement. My employer won't let me. What a crock of shit.
March 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I had to double-check the date this was posted. Donald MANIFESTS!
March 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
If I eat an entire bag of Fit & Active Brand Cheddar Cheese flavored rice cakes from #Aldi does that make me an athlete?
March 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Whelp I won't be accomplishing anything today.
March 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Too sleepy to exist today
March 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM