Fruitbat
@fruitbat1111.bsky.social
I don't like people on social media, but YOU'RE alright
Apparently the process of grief is expedited when there's money to be made and right-wing cred to establish.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Apparently the process of grief is expedited when there's money to be made and right-wing cred to establish.
Probably ran over a peasant boy in his carriage on the way to the studio
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Probably ran over a peasant boy in his carriage on the way to the studio
National Guard Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster would like to have a word.
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
National Guard Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster would like to have a word.
"We just want to ruin the lives of your friends and loved ones and wreck the country you thought you knew! I mean, come on!"
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"We just want to ruin the lives of your friends and loved ones and wreck the country you thought you knew! I mean, come on!"
I'm descended from a guy on the Mayflower named Isaac Allerton. Isaac was apparently a con man, known primarily for selling fake medicine and shoddy building materials. Not exactly the upstanding ancestor I'dhoped for, but what can you do.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm descended from a guy on the Mayflower named Isaac Allerton. Isaac was apparently a con man, known primarily for selling fake medicine and shoddy building materials. Not exactly the upstanding ancestor I'dhoped for, but what can you do.
Has the whole "Munich Laff-a-lympics" feel to it
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Has the whole "Munich Laff-a-lympics" feel to it
Dovetails nicely with the whole Norman Vincent Peale, "power of positive thinking" nonsense he was raised with.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Dovetails nicely with the whole Norman Vincent Peale, "power of positive thinking" nonsense he was raised with.
He is just so pathetic.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
He is just so pathetic.
Really tackling the hard-hitting issues of the day, huh
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Really tackling the hard-hitting issues of the day, huh
Not RBG, but definitely RBF.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Not RBG, but definitely RBF.
You can just feel the sullen dejection, right
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can just feel the sullen dejection, right
Their incompetence is the main reason we still have a fighting chance.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Their incompetence is the main reason we still have a fighting chance.
This guy is probably #2 on my list of people I'd like to see take a colossal tumble from power
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This guy is probably #2 on my list of people I'd like to see take a colossal tumble from power
"It was a dark and stormy night" has nothing on this dreck
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"It was a dark and stormy night" has nothing on this dreck
Caligula or Nero would be an improvement over this cretin
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Caligula or Nero would be an improvement over this cretin
Flinging records at bad guys to destroy them. Truly, the power of music cannot be defeated!
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Flinging records at bad guys to destroy them. Truly, the power of music cannot be defeated!
Can't somebody just leak the damn things already
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can't somebody just leak the damn things already
"See you at the party, Richter!"
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"See you at the party, Richter!"
Presumably murdering fishermen wasn't "dark and unnerving" BEFORE the release of this memo?
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Presumably murdering fishermen wasn't "dark and unnerving" BEFORE the release of this memo?
Right? I'd like a puppy too, and I'm not even a child molester.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Right? I'd like a puppy too, and I'm not even a child molester.
He makes "hole in the air" Stanley Baldwin look effervescent and dynamic.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
He makes "hole in the air" Stanley Baldwin look effervescent and dynamic.
I thought Bill Donoghue was dead. So disappointed
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I thought Bill Donoghue was dead. So disappointed