Gordon Walker
@fruitwolf.bsky.social
Sighthound addict, unremarkable and shabbily turned out. In Monifieth. Husband of Maggie Ellis ( she’s punching above her weight). Vegan, but I still wear a leather belt. I play guitar like an angel. 41 years in Nhs, not out
Oh Lux, how his aortic dissection must have hurt after the various new kinds of kick. Anytime I got a bit excessive and I’d feel a tearing pain in the chest, I’d think I’m going down like Lux
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Oh Lux, how his aortic dissection must have hurt after the various new kinds of kick. Anytime I got a bit excessive and I’d feel a tearing pain in the chest, I’d think I’m going down like Lux
They were female giraffes—cream and lemon yellow. They had horns like doorknobs. The knobs were covered with velvet. Why?….Kurt Vonnegut
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They were female giraffes—cream and lemon yellow. They had horns like doorknobs. The knobs were covered with velvet. Why?….Kurt Vonnegut
I was 19, a callow oaf
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I was 19, a callow oaf
The Numberer, Pride and the pain, Hula-Kula (ignited my passion for Wout Steinhuis)
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The Numberer, Pride and the pain, Hula-Kula (ignited my passion for Wout Steinhuis)
I had a tooth knocked out/burst lip whilst getting down to the Saints at Clouds, Edinburgh 77. I had on an unforgivable t shirt and I apologise to the A&E House Officer who stitched my face together.
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I had a tooth knocked out/burst lip whilst getting down to the Saints at Clouds, Edinburgh 77. I had on an unforgivable t shirt and I apologise to the A&E House Officer who stitched my face together.
They did a great zb side
December 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
They did a great zb side
Sounds tasty. I’m in, thanks.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sounds tasty. I’m in, thanks.
Love the title, I’ll take a gander. Give me a steer as to it’s genre? The title put’s me in mind of Kingsley Amis’ phrase, “a good way of using up whales”.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Love the title, I’ll take a gander. Give me a steer as to it’s genre? The title put’s me in mind of Kingsley Amis’ phrase, “a good way of using up whales”.
Piggy is a pretty lame, infantile slur. I suppose it’s, because he’s such a smooth brained fat kunt, that he can’t elevate his insults. It really is no wonder that he’s almost universally loathed.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Piggy is a pretty lame, infantile slur. I suppose it’s, because he’s such a smooth brained fat kunt, that he can’t elevate his insults. It really is no wonder that he’s almost universally loathed.
Is this about up the arse?
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is this about up the arse?
Here’s one of mine
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Here’s one of mine
I was simply implying that he’s an ignorant bastard
October 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I was simply implying that he’s an ignorant bastard
Yes, he is an ignorant knut
October 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yes, he is an ignorant knut
Maybe he means covid?
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Maybe he means covid?