putting the dub in German so I can pretend that she spends the entire game speaking Yiddish was the move

pov you are a gas station attendant and this woman has just asked for 30 bucks on pump 7, some Marlboro reds, and has some beef jerky she wants to get for her enormous malamute mix waiting outside

completely serious. that is her superpower. because she’s the only person who can unambiguously go “they shouldn’t have done that to you.” to all these deeply traumatized 20somethings going “exactlyyyyy” back and forth to each other in camp

I can never claim to be the Zevran oomf bc I can’t even play the mfing game and I don’t think there’s ever going to be a DA character I’m insane about quite the way I was with Fenris, but I’ve been wrong before and I will be wrong again

I am thrilled for them that they’re getting the help they need. but I.

I started saying husband instead of spouse more frequently bc the annoyance of being kind of misgendered was outweighed by the clinical feeling of using the gender neutral legal term and the absolute dorkiness of the other options

they had a “Fred Hampton” flavor that was chocolate and cherry that I think they finally removed from the menu entirely after complaints bc it was in such bad taste but they also still left coffee flavored Che Guevara and chocolate Nelson Mandela up so…!

IM SO FR