The only time my parents' dog gets table scraps is at Grandma's house.

She also keeps special treats on hand just for her.

My grandma is 101 and she knows how to spoil a grandkid.

I think I started following you on Twitter when you changed your account to mock WOTC for like 2 days, and I've been following ever since.

so yes. shitpost

writing poetry has given me so much experience making stuff no one is going to look at and no one thinks is really worth thinking about. I encourage everyone to work in discarded, "abdandoned", neglected, "low", "unimportant", "irrational" forms, media, etc.; it is liberating, educational, useful

Nope, no thanks, nah, I'm good

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