George Schaefer
@fuchebu.bsky.social
poet, philosopher and prankster
Protecting me from the paparazzi
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Protecting me from the paparazzi
These
days
even
my Billie
Holiday hoodie
is a political statement
days
even
my Billie
Holiday hoodie
is a political statement
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
These
days
even
my Billie
Holiday hoodie
is a political statement
days
even
my Billie
Holiday hoodie
is a political statement
Don’t
hold
grudges
bitterness
ages so poorly
crushing weight ripping your own soul
hold
grudges
bitterness
ages so poorly
crushing weight ripping your own soul
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Don’t
hold
grudges
bitterness
ages so poorly
crushing weight ripping your own soul
hold
grudges
bitterness
ages so poorly
crushing weight ripping your own soul
Your
rights
my rights
all denied
a mad prophecy
fulfilled in New Amerika
rights
my rights
all denied
a mad prophecy
fulfilled in New Amerika
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Your
rights
my rights
all denied
a mad prophecy
fulfilled in New Amerika
rights
my rights
all denied
a mad prophecy
fulfilled in New Amerika
My cousin's kids call me Uncle George even though I'm technically not their uncle
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My cousin's kids call me Uncle George even though I'm technically not their uncle
If Pee Wee Herman had a really creepy brother, it would be Stephen Miller
September 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If Pee Wee Herman had a really creepy brother, it would be Stephen Miller
MJF vs. Mark Briscoe should be an amazing program.
July 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
MJF vs. Mark Briscoe should be an amazing program.
Gee, I wonder who Pam and Kash are trying to protect.
July 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Gee, I wonder who Pam and Kash are trying to protect.
Pro Science, Pro Choice, Pro Wrestling
June 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pro Science, Pro Choice, Pro Wrestling
This really shouldn't be a political post but that's the world we live in.
June 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This really shouldn't be a political post but that's the world we live in.
Redemption over Ascension!
May 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Redemption over Ascension!
I
can’t
be sure
the billboard
wouldn’t tell a lie
the advertisement must be true
can’t
be sure
the billboard
wouldn’t tell a lie
the advertisement must be true
May 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I
can’t
be sure
the billboard
wouldn’t tell a lie
the advertisement must be true
can’t
be sure
the billboard
wouldn’t tell a lie
the advertisement must be true
still waiting for my check from George Soros
May 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
still waiting for my check from George Soros
Everything is
entirely too dependent
on the choices
of a select few
who ain’t too wise
entirely too dependent
on the choices
of a select few
who ain’t too wise
April 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Everything is
entirely too dependent
on the choices
of a select few
who ain’t too wise
entirely too dependent
on the choices
of a select few
who ain’t too wise
afternoon in Philly
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
afternoon in Philly
JC/TC Johnny Cash the Canine
April 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
JC/TC Johnny Cash the Canine
Empathy is a virtuous quality.
April 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Empathy is a virtuous quality.
April 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM