CaddySwampus
@fuckalabama.com
A southerner like you’ve heretofore not seen.
Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker | Bama | Bourbon
Formerly in DC/NoVA
Currently your Tampa Bae
Future Twin City Transplant
No TERFs or SWERFs.
Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker | Bama | Bourbon
Formerly in DC/NoVA
Currently your Tampa Bae
Future Twin City Transplant
No TERFs or SWERFs.
If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity
Oh, also: the Flora-Bama lounge is also probably a bad place for a space heater.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Oh, also: the Flora-Bama lounge is also probably a bad place for a space heater.
SanRoc Cay Sailfish in Orange Beach, AL.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
SanRoc Cay Sailfish in Orange Beach, AL.
The best part is it's canonically accurate.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The best part is it's canonically accurate.
Oh the Sooners are handling this well.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh the Sooners are handling this well.
Continuing the long and hallowed tradition of sending IT repair folks some candy.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Continuing the long and hallowed tradition of sending IT repair folks some candy.
I'll see your prank and raise you Legacy Park in Brambleton, VA.
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'll see your prank and raise you Legacy Park in Brambleton, VA.
Did some fundraising yesterday. Sold out too. I was pretty happy with how these tuned out.
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Did some fundraising yesterday. Sold out too. I was pretty happy with how these tuned out.
This is how much cold brew just spilled on my work laptop.
Fuck my fucking life.
Fuck my fucking life.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This is how much cold brew just spilled on my work laptop.
Fuck my fucking life.
Fuck my fucking life.
Welcome to The Villages
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Welcome to The Villages
This is from a 2014 trip to Utah.
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is from a 2014 trip to Utah.
@funkittoys.bsky.social ok hear me out what if you combined classic BUTTer stylings and a plug
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@funkittoys.bsky.social ok hear me out what if you combined classic BUTTer stylings and a plug
Making progress on the bathtub tweedly-dipshit painted.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Making progress on the bathtub tweedly-dipshit painted.
I know none of you remember my twitter or how we bought a house previously owned by a producer of Bubba the Love Sponge, but that was 2020/2021. I posted a ton about his horrific failures are home maintenance.
I’ve finally taken on one of his greatest achievements (failures): the painted bathtub.
I’ve finally taken on one of his greatest achievements (failures): the painted bathtub.
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I know none of you remember my twitter or how we bought a house previously owned by a producer of Bubba the Love Sponge, but that was 2020/2021. I posted a ton about his horrific failures are home maintenance.
I’ve finally taken on one of his greatest achievements (failures): the painted bathtub.
I’ve finally taken on one of his greatest achievements (failures): the painted bathtub.
No good deed goes unpunished.
October 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
No good deed goes unpunished.
Just put on a horror movie so @glitterburrito.bsky.social would be proud of me for once.
October 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just put on a horror movie so @glitterburrito.bsky.social would be proud of me for once.
Super Baseball 2020 (SNES) is only 6 years late!
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Super Baseball 2020 (SNES) is only 6 years late!
Me: Why the fuck did I keep these?
Oh, wait…fuck.
Oh, wait…fuck.
September 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me: Why the fuck did I keep these?
Oh, wait…fuck.
Oh, wait…fuck.
Amelia, are you from 1999?
I get their strangest SPAM.
I get their strangest SPAM.
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Amelia, are you from 1999?
I get their strangest SPAM.
I get their strangest SPAM.
TFW you lose to FSU so bad
September 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
TFW you lose to FSU so bad
Finally decided to break out my baking steel and tackle pizza. Not bad for a first try. I need to work on the marinated artichoke/Italian sausage flavor profile, but the pepperoni was classic.
September 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Finally decided to break out my baking steel and tackle pizza. Not bad for a first try. I need to work on the marinated artichoke/Italian sausage flavor profile, but the pepperoni was classic.