First United Church of Katie
@fucofkatie.bsky.social
First United Church of Katie wherever churches are made and sold. Certified short person.
We used 2 lbs of butter yesterday 🤷♀️
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We used 2 lbs of butter yesterday 🤷♀️
Highly logical summation
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Highly logical summation
I foresee a halligan replacement.
a man wearing a black cape and a red hat holds a book
ALT: a man wearing a black cape and a red hat holds a book
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I foresee a halligan replacement.
No *major retailer* shopping. Pass it on.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
No *major retailer* shopping. Pass it on.
Honestly I think that slogan alone is what pushed VA more blue
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Honestly I think that slogan alone is what pushed VA more blue
It made me laugh so hard.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It made me laugh so hard.
C’mon syphilis. 🙏
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
C’mon syphilis. 🙏
We just call them maga.
two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We just call them maga.
Reposted by First United Church of Katie
This is so normal. 😬
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is so normal. 😬
If mothmans delicious booty doesn’t exist, then what is this all for?
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If mothmans delicious booty doesn’t exist, then what is this all for?
That guy got a book published? With that grammar?
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That guy got a book published? With that grammar?
Reposted by First United Church of Katie
F'n Libertarians. Hate government until then need a bailout. Every stinking time.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
F'n Libertarians. Hate government until then need a bailout. Every stinking time.
This is the DUMBEST FUCKING TIMELINE
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is the DUMBEST FUCKING TIMELINE
Why are we not turning parking lots into solar farms?
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why are we not turning parking lots into solar farms?