"Sometimes mama goes to jail when we don't know where she is" - Little One (100% a falsehood)

similarly:

Me to LO: "aw. You're cute."

LO: "you're cute."

Me: "really!?!?"

LO, disgusted face, "but your belly is not cute still."

M: "that's not a very kind thing to say."

LO, "it's a little not cute."

M: "that's still not kind."

LO: "I mean you're not cute."

🤦‍♀️🥲

my littlest is convinced that grown ups are not cute.

I grabbed him and picked him up saying, "here's my baby!"

Little One, laughs, holds me, "here's my baby!"

Me, "aw, I'm your baby? Does that mean I'm cute now?"

LO, lets go, "no. Stop talking to me."

🤣🤣🤣

There’s an android app Consul App Contigo that has a panic button which will alert preselected family members and friends if you are about to be detained by ICE as well as alert the nearest Mexican Consulate.

We’re here with you all! For the people, not the profit

linktr.ee/voicesignited

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

Some helpful flyers and handouts thanks to @barriodrive.bsky.social

The first visual of the Trump presidency at the border; a sobbing woman in Ciudad Juárez stands outside the Paso Del Norte port of entry, clutching a pole as she weeps having learned that her 1:00PM appointment for a chance to seek asylum in the US has been cancelled. x.com/arelisrhdz/s...

Maybe it's because I'm bi that I can't draw a straight line to save my life 🤔

I'm a very beginner danzante. Started making my ayacaxtle today. It's not prefect, but it's mine!

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