houmei.
@fujimusume.bsky.social
fandom/general acct | cis she/her
“Santa claus is a tulpa
Jesus Christ is a tulpa
who is gonna get drunk tonight”
regular conversations at work
Jesus Christ is a tulpa
who is gonna get drunk tonight”
regular conversations at work
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“Santa claus is a tulpa
Jesus Christ is a tulpa
who is gonna get drunk tonight”
regular conversations at work
Jesus Christ is a tulpa
who is gonna get drunk tonight”
regular conversations at work
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Simon hanselmann was at cala and I MISSED THEM!!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Simon hanselmann was at cala and I MISSED THEM!!!
been watching the amazing digital circus for the super interesting array of characters. I was worried it was going to be circus version of hazbin hotel but it’s been the opposite… I’m glad to find indie animation that doesn’t rely on sarcastic humor that’s plaguing almost western animation so far
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
been watching the amazing digital circus for the super interesting array of characters. I was worried it was going to be circus version of hazbin hotel but it’s been the opposite… I’m glad to find indie animation that doesn’t rely on sarcastic humor that’s plaguing almost western animation so far
living in the US is so interesting, and by interesting I mean in order to live here u need to be able to digest 3 to 4 tragedies involving guns on a weekly basis and still pretend everything is normal
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
living in the US is so interesting, and by interesting I mean in order to live here u need to be able to digest 3 to 4 tragedies involving guns on a weekly basis and still pretend everything is normal
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Merry & bright 🌟 🎄 🕯️
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Merry & bright 🌟 🎄 🕯️
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me, desperate to get family members to speak to me again: what I told u I moved to LA specifically to get a non-binary barista to teach me how to make my lattes every morning does that make me woke enough ?? I know at least one person in a polycule
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
me, desperate to get family members to speak to me again: what I told u I moved to LA specifically to get a non-binary barista to teach me how to make my lattes every morning does that make me woke enough ?? I know at least one person in a polycule
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It's ✨soup season✨ What's your favorite soup? 🍲
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's ✨soup season✨ What's your favorite soup? 🍲
browsing houses for sale with wistful longing
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
browsing houses for sale with wistful longing
me, seeing some rly pretty yuri art on twt: wow nice I hope these characters are not from honkai—
the replies: it’s honkai
the replies: it’s honkai
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
me, seeing some rly pretty yuri art on twt: wow nice I hope these characters are not from honkai—
the replies: it’s honkai
the replies: it’s honkai
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I kno it was prob just rage bait but saw a twt post that was like “ladies if you’re not waking up several hours early to put on makeup for ur man ur doing femininity wrong” and i felt all my troubles recede because at least im not straight
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I kno it was prob just rage bait but saw a twt post that was like “ladies if you’re not waking up several hours early to put on makeup for ur man ur doing femininity wrong” and i felt all my troubles recede because at least im not straight
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What shows are you snuggling up with lately? 🛋️ 📺
October 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
What shows are you snuggling up with lately? 🛋️ 📺
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They have a side quest for you 🎃🌙✨
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They have a side quest for you 🎃🌙✨
me, muffled behind a mask, fighting a fever and period cramps at the same time and yearning for death: ok you’re all checked in.
patient: No. I Need Six copies of every form I’ve signed so far. Three for me and Three for my lawyers. I’ll wait.
patient: No. I Need Six copies of every form I’ve signed so far. Three for me and Three for my lawyers. I’ll wait.
October 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
me, muffled behind a mask, fighting a fever and period cramps at the same time and yearning for death: ok you’re all checked in.
patient: No. I Need Six copies of every form I’ve signed so far. Three for me and Three for my lawyers. I’ll wait.
patient: No. I Need Six copies of every form I’ve signed so far. Three for me and Three for my lawyers. I’ll wait.
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coworker: uhmm I’ve been using chatgpt to look up surgery codes so insurance can bill that’s fine right?
me:
me:
October 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
coworker: uhmm I’ve been using chatgpt to look up surgery codes so insurance can bill that’s fine right?
me:
me: