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I talk about the funny Japanese knife cyclops for a living.

https://youtube.com/@fullyb8ked?si=TiI0mpvIV9U0vBjz
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Hi, welcome to “Games I Understand The Hype For But Don’t Like!”

Welcome to episode 1, the only episode (that I have planned.)

Sleeping Dogs is genuinely one of the buggiest games I’ve ever played. I’d hesitate to say the game is even DONE.
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I got a new idea for a religion called Badass Christianity where a people baptize each other with squirt guns while listening to Guilty Gear music and we actually love each other without prejudice.
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Friendly reminder that Bill Waterson is one of the biggest enigmas in comic history. I may be a walking Dunning-Krueger effect, but his writing and the way he goes about getting it across is something I constantly aspire to.
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
For my Amon video, I wrote a lot of visual-based jokes into the script, but some of those jokes didn’t have strict visuals in mind so I could come up with something funny in the editing phase.

This to say, I didn’t plan on making a joke about fucking a water cooler.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise. It’s got a barren open world, bad driving controls, weird visuals, confusing upgrade system, little to no source material accuracy, physically painful minigames, padding out the ass, mixed boss fights, cramped hub world that’s also a slog to go through…

8/10.
January 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
How is Pluribus divisive? Just finished it up to now and thought it was fantastic!
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
On one hand this was one of the worst years of my life. I failed out of college, got diagnosed with ADHD, I have no job and I’ve sort of just been nebulously floating around for months on end unsure of what I want to do in the grader scheme of my life.

On the other hand, Plok review coming soon!
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Okay wait a second.
- Amazing music
- Shockingly good graphics
- Solid gameplay
- Fun writing

I thought Plok was a meme game chosen at random, why is it actually kinda great? 7-8/10, fuck it! It’s fun! I’m not made of stone!
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My ADHD meds wear off at the exact same time as when my melatonin kicks in, it’s like changing from a suit to some loose pyjamas
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think Freewill by Rush is one of the most fun songs to play on bass, at least relative to my skill level
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
On god?
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I know a lot, it’s just that nobody’s asked me the hyper specific question that’d let me demonstrate that.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ok I might play Dispatch
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Never fucking mind, Shin’s fight in Judgment is so utterly spaghetti coded that I missed something in all my research
Finished and polished up my Amon Ranking script. It’s only slightly shorter than my Style Ranking script at 400 less words, which might sound like a lot, but we’re going from 20,700 to 20,300.

I have cool visuals planned, solid jokes, guest cameos…

I just have to actually make it now.

Oh god.
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Finished and polished up my Amon Ranking script. It’s only slightly shorter than my Style Ranking script at 400 less words, which might sound like a lot, but we’re going from 20,700 to 20,300.

I have cool visuals planned, solid jokes, guest cameos…

I just have to actually make it now.

Oh god.
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ok, finally got through all 32 Amon fights that I’m willing to do atm.

I know nobody from YouTube follows me here, so I’ll let y’all know what’s up: I’m ranking every Amon fight in the Yakuza series based on how difficult they are. Should be fun.
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Thanks, Yakuza 3.
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It says here, word for word, “I like to get my balls rubbed at massage parlours. Aww yeah.” Is this some kind of joke?
Fuck it, quote this with an obscure quote you think most people won't know.

"Every time you do a sit-up, eat six cups of ramen!"
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed



Well fuck I guess they’re not jumping anymore
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Here’s a tier list I made a while ago of almost every game I’ve ever played.
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hello Bluesky, can everybody who sees this post @ me when Ichiban gets added to Sonic Crossworlds? Thank you!
October 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Vibes going into the week

And yes, I do use Apple Music
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reposted by Fully Baked
August 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The 10 Commandments were the original patch notes.
September 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
They better let Mine do some gay shit in Dark Ties.
September 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM