Juan Martinez
@fulmerford.com
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Bottomless Mimosas.
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Bottomless Mimosas.
the 4yo is on the mend but still not 100% & the cat still refuses to leave her side despite stuff like this
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
the 4yo is on the mend but still not 100% & the cat still refuses to leave her side despite stuff like this
say what you will about cats but ours has been right by our 4yo’s side through the worst of a pretty bad flu
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
say what you will about cats but ours has been right by our 4yo’s side through the worst of a pretty bad flu
oh no, Library of America, who did this to you?
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
oh no, Library of America, who did this to you?
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Premium Executive Coaching.
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Premium Executive Coaching.
Fun Columbo nod in Richard Osman’s delightful THE IMPOSSIBLE FORTUNE (the Thursday Night Murder Club books are nothing if not relentlessly delightful)
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Fun Columbo nod in Richard Osman’s delightful THE IMPOSSIBLE FORTUNE (the Thursday Night Murder Club books are nothing if not relentlessly delightful)
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Egregious Puns.
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Egregious Puns.
Fun bit: on Tuesdays the 4yo also gets to have her lunch packed and she’s wanting doodles too now & tells me what to draw. So far this year she has asked for (a) ghost protecting a baby ghost from a dragon and (b) a square drinking cornflower (?) coffee
January 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Fun bit: on Tuesdays the 4yo also gets to have her lunch packed and she’s wanting doodles too now & tells me what to draw. So far this year she has asked for (a) ghost protecting a baby ghost from a dragon and (b) a square drinking cornflower (?) coffee
“What we really need for the gross-motor and imaginative play area is a deeply disapproving and disappointed giraffe, Gary.”
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“What we really need for the gross-motor and imaginative play area is a deeply disapproving and disappointed giraffe, Gary.”
“What we really need for the gross-motor and imaginative play area is a deeply disapproving and disappointed giraffe, Gary.”
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“What we really need for the gross-motor and imaginative play area is a deeply disapproving and disappointed giraffe, Gary.”
“You know what kids love, Gary? A killer orangutan doing a little jump scare. Can you do that for us? For the kids?”
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
“You know what kids love, Gary? A killer orangutan doing a little jump scare. Can you do that for us? For the kids?”
“It’s a kids’ play area, Gary. Paint me the saddest, most middle-aged lion regretting every one of his life choices. Make him ooze melancholy.”
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
“It’s a kids’ play area, Gary. Paint me the saddest, most middle-aged lion regretting every one of his life choices. Make him ooze melancholy.”
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Elaborate Revenge Schemes.
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Elaborate Revenge Schemes.
“A writing life, I’ve come to believe, is a yearslong process of casting away everything you once believed for sure.” — Elizabeth McCracken, A LONG GAME: NOTES ON WRITING FICTION
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
“A writing life, I’ve come to believe, is a yearslong process of casting away everything you once believed for sure.” — Elizabeth McCracken, A LONG GAME: NOTES ON WRITING FICTION
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Crossing Guards.
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the Lesser Demon of Crossing Guards.
here’s everything that was going on with your garden this week
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
here’s everything that was going on with your garden this week
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
January 8, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
for the stock-photo book of confusing visual analogies
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
for the stock-photo book of confusing visual analogies
Today’s #postitdoodle is me and my obligations.
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Today’s #postitdoodle is me and my obligations.
The new food pyramid is mostly just brain worms
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The new food pyramid is mostly just brain worms
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a thorough inventory of the plants presently growing in your garden.
not the the most disturbing or awful thing about our jaunty little weekend excursion, but for sure the strangest marketing e-mail subject:
January 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
not the the most disturbing or awful thing about our jaunty little weekend excursion, but for sure the strangest marketing e-mail subject: