Put pretty bows on all the cows. Seemed more important than checking them for bird flu!

I knew I liked you for a reason! Kayaked across the channel once to see the ponies. It was truly magical!

Needs to be a video showing your accomplishments as interpretive dance.

Take turns yelling LIAR each time he says one.

I dedicate this to the alt fam

1. You’re like a dream come true
2. Just wanna be with you
3. It’s plain to see that you’re the only one for me
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3
5. Make you fall in love with
If ever I believe my work is done, I start back at 1

I hope you get many more of those first times! We will do our part to support you!

Oooh! What was your favorite part of your job? Feel free to vague it up to protect yourself!

They could also close shop that day to save on operating costs. It’s about hitting the big corporations and the full economy at once.

So can we all write in to “Fire Doge”?