Consider Detective Inspector Bobby to be on the case [emits Coke Zero scented belch]

“Ladies, if you want to get your husband to put on that musical you’ve been wanting to watch, just do the following …”

Thanks!

That’s for when the Uber is here but the suitcases still aren’t zipped shut.

This has been my go-to “wake up at 4 am to go the airport” alarm the past few years. It gets it done

They rotated the helmet a bit since July! (Yes, we see you, too, Bill.)

The Good Life,
Weezer/Sinatra

I think it was 8th grade we were assigned that and I didn’t have maturity/curiosity to do anything but treat it as homework. Then again, we were assigned Anthem in 7th grade and I was at least able to figure out then that Ayn Rand was garbage.

Same here. I assumed it was a “the algorithm knows I’m a dad” thing and it thinks I just watch kids getting injured all the time IRL

There’s not enuf Nebraska Bowling on this feed.

Got flu and Covid shots at same time, but could only make online appointment for flu … pharm explained they weren’t posting Covid appointments because they didn’t know what inventory would be, so I had to ask for Covid shot while there.