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Pinned
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝑺𝑶𝑭𝑻 𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑲, 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑫

ㅤㅤㅤ 𝑰 𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑵𝑬𝑪𝑲 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ

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of course! he's got plenty of booze.
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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Ko-Fi is probably the best place to do it, otherwise it would be directly. I'm sorry for coming to this and becoming this low, but I was charged 220 USD so my dog could pass away without pain and in the end I couldn't even afford his ashes.

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January 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM


can i join in?

January 1, 2026 at 9:45 AM


i guess i could but like. idk man


too bad, get somethin' better !


. . . dude. my fuckin' ps5 💔🥀

December 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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...ehhhh, what the hell. late, but... care for one more christmas present this year?
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM


. . . dude. my fuckin' ps5 💔🥀



⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙇𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃...

December 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙇𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃...

December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM


it could be.

December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM


. . . i mean, i guess. curiosity did kill the cat, after all.

December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM


what's this about fumbling?

December 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM


fellas. if i've been bricked up for a month straight

should i see a doctor?

December 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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⠀⠀⠀✧ 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔩𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 #𝓢𝘜𝘗𝘌𝘙-𝓥𝘐𝘓𝘓𝘈𝘐𝘕𝘚
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
dap me up right now.
this year i'm, um. thankful for r-recklessly touchy women that'll squeeze me against 'em w-without, uh, thinking twice. and also f-for those orange-flavored chocolates.
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM


how bro must feel rn

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November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM


in retrospect, i ain't busted a single nut.

November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑰'𝑴 𝑭𝑬𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑨 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑷𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑯𝑴𝑼𝑪𝑲. . .

November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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dude... fuck yes.

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...right, i've been so busy with other stuff that i haven't done anything here in a while.

uh. hi, my ass is fat and it shakes when i walk? i'unno, i'm rusty.
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM


( yaaaaawn... )

November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM


gooooood evening vietnam or whatever they say

November 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM


type shiiiii

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November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM


i do like the day where everyone makes a fuck-ton of food though...

November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM


no, no. it doesn't bode poorly for /me./

it bodes poorly for whoever gets my dick wet first.

because i'm talkin' NON-STOP NUT NOVEMBER, BABY!

November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM