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Scott
@funkafied.bsky.social
Old Head. Gen X Twitch Streamer. Husband. MBA. Polymath. Maine Black Bear. Sports guy. Ballpark Chaser. Punk Rock & Hip-Hop educated. New England til I die.

http://www.twitch.tv/FUNKAF1ED
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You're spending your days letting people who don't know you're alive live rent free in your head. I'm earning my MBA 18 mo after open-heart surgery and a layoff.

I know this meme usually ends with "we are not the same." Instead I'll say: You can do it too. You can do anything.

Lock the fuck in.
Next week's schedule including a 12 hour stream on Tuesday 6/10.
June 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Got on a heater to finish last night's stream. www.tiktok.com/@funkaf1ed/v...
Old Gen X gamer with bifocals goes on a 12-piece heater to finish the night. #rainbowsixsiege #r6clips #r6funny #capcut
TikTok video by FUNKAFIED
www.tiktok.com
May 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The "airball" meme is stupid. Argue with ya moms.
May 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You're spending your days letting people who don't know you're alive live rent free in your head. I'm earning my MBA 18 mo after open-heart surgery and a layoff.

I know this meme usually ends with "we are not the same." Instead I'll say: You can do it too. You can do anything.

Lock the fuck in.
May 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Some of you have unwarranted main character syndrome and it shows.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Humility is healthy.
April 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If you were happy with your new, blue main squeeze, you wouldn't talk about the X so much.
April 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Imagine being given the gift of being alive and waking up every day to cry about politics and people who don't know you exist.

Call your parents and tell them you love them. Go outside and smell some flowers. Eat a big fuck off piece of cake. LIVE you automatons.
April 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Schedule for next week. We're still on our protracted grad school schedule. After May 10, I'll be streaming more often. We're approaching our 1000 follower goal and a lot of you are a reason for that. Thank you! ♥️
March 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I envy the people that have so much free time that the can pray on the downfall on people that will never know they exist.
March 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I need to be more selective of who I follow on socials including streamers.

Some of you are real creeps.
February 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Live now on Twitch.

Join up if you're not a bot.

www.twitch.tv/FUNKAF1ED
February 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You blinked. 😉
February 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I follow less than 100 people on this Wish-brand social app and I'm going to have to start unfollowing already.

Some of you ruin everything.
February 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I fail to understand why one makes their identity their entire personality. I support your right to exist, but if all you are is how you identify or who you enjoy having relations with, you are a painfully boring person.

I want to know what you want to accomplish before you die.
January 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you have to tell everyone that you're a good person, you probably aren't.
January 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There has never been an entertainer, athlete, or politician that has kept me from living my life or reaching my goals.

They do not know you exist and will not care when you die. Worrying about them is a waste of the finite amount of time you have on Earth.

Grow the fuck up and take control.
January 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
TikTok is back.

I told you so.

The forced divestiture thing sets a dangerous precedent, but anything to get our doom-scrolling crack addiction back, yeah?

Anyway, follow me for clips.

tiktok.com/FUNKAF1ED
January 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
🔴LIVE NOW! It's Shooter Saturday and we're playing #RainbowSixSiege with the boys.

(Please Ubi bring back ranked Secure and Hostage).

twitch.tv/FUNKAF1ED
January 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Please don't join Rednote. Use your heads. Some of you, MANY of you, would give someone your entire credit report for social clout or like, a free drink from Starbucks.
January 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Stop making life decisions around social media apps and politicians. We are here for a very finite amount of time and you're wasting it.
January 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Stream is cancelled tonight. Sorry.

See you for FAFO Friday.
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is this even good? I've only played for like four total hours. This happens a lot. #MarvelRivals
January 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM