Chris Hart
@funkbrs.newgrounds.com
He/him maker of music of dubious quality. Drums 1st, mandolin 2nd, accordion distant 3rd. Devout Memphian. Fat cyclist. I like BBQ and cats.
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Chris Hart
@funkbrs.newgrounds.com
· Dec 2
Stay Fashionable
Artist · 9 monthly listeners.
open.spotify.com
But wait, there's more! I also have a kickass band called Stay Fashionable
open.spotify.com/artist/6r7oX...
Yes. I'm in memphis. Yeah what's going here is fucked up. No I don't feel safe.
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yes. I'm in memphis. Yeah what's going here is fucked up. No I don't feel safe.
I've been on newgrounds supporter forums shitpoasting as painfully bad sonic "OC" MS paint artist as a bit, and I've got to say, it's been the most wholesome shit. I must have gotten in three replies before I started drawing my OC Sanic with a dong surrounded by little pink girl hedgehogs.
September 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I've been on newgrounds supporter forums shitpoasting as painfully bad sonic "OC" MS paint artist as a bit, and I've got to say, it's been the most wholesome shit. I must have gotten in three replies before I started drawing my OC Sanic with a dong surrounded by little pink girl hedgehogs.
What was he wearing, lol?
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What was he wearing, lol?
Watching my meta feeds tighten up like a gaped butthole, lol. Adjustments baby
September 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Watching my meta feeds tighten up like a gaped butthole, lol. Adjustments baby
*thwip*
Lololololololol
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[This is post about Utah politics]
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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[This is post about Utah politics]
#newgrounds
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ALASTEIR U NO HOO U R U TRY 2 DSTROY ME? SAWNAG IS MAH OC N U NO STEEL WOR V HARD IN MS PAIN2 RECOLOR
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ALASTEIR U NO HOO U R U TRY 2 DSTROY ME? SAWNAG IS MAH OC N U NO STEEL WOR V HARD IN MS PAIN2 RECOLOR
September 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
#newgrounds
bsky.app/profile/aala... @handle.invalid
ALASTEIR U NO HOO U R U TRY 2 DSTROY ME? SAWNAG IS MAH OC N U NO STEEL WOR V HARD IN MS PAIN2 RECOLOR
bsky.app/profile/aala... @handle.invalid
ALASTEIR U NO HOO U R U TRY 2 DSTROY ME? SAWNAG IS MAH OC N U NO STEEL WOR V HARD IN MS PAIN2 RECOLOR
I've been cutting my own hair so long I'll totally just randomly touch up my edges. In the mirror pushing my own hairline back with a razor, can't blame a barber for anything. The wild thing is I'm kinda good at it. Been cutting the kid's hair since the pandemic and he looks like everyone else.
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I've been cutting my own hair so long I'll totally just randomly touch up my edges. In the mirror pushing my own hairline back with a razor, can't blame a barber for anything. The wild thing is I'm kinda good at it. Been cutting the kid's hair since the pandemic and he looks like everyone else.
People talk about "waking up and choosing violence" then just post something mean online.
I woke up and chose violence by disassembling a trampoline so it can be strung with barbed wire and used in death match wrestling.
I woke up and chose violence by disassembling a trampoline so it can be strung with barbed wire and used in death match wrestling.
August 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
People talk about "waking up and choosing violence" then just post something mean online.
I woke up and chose violence by disassembling a trampoline so it can be strung with barbed wire and used in death match wrestling.
I woke up and chose violence by disassembling a trampoline so it can be strung with barbed wire and used in death match wrestling.
If I spent the time here I do on meta, I wouldn't have to come here to bitch about meta. Doing a massive death match wrestling music show tomorrow, gonna play in one of the bands and ring announce for the wrestling. Might be one of the biggest nights of my life.
#memphis
#memphis
August 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If I spent the time here I do on meta, I wouldn't have to come here to bitch about meta. Doing a massive death match wrestling music show tomorrow, gonna play in one of the bands and ring announce for the wrestling. Might be one of the biggest nights of my life.
#memphis
#memphis
Getting a little too much traction on threads... might have to start screaming into an emptier void. Around 200 responses and the crazies start coming out.
August 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Getting a little too much traction on threads... might have to start screaming into an emptier void. Around 200 responses and the crazies start coming out.
How did people get bands together before being chronically online was as thing? Organizing without an online presence is nearly impossible.
August 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
How did people get bands together before being chronically online was as thing? Organizing without an online presence is nearly impossible.
I gotta shitpoast on here more often, how the hell else am I gonna get traction? www.tiktok.com/@chrishart33...
Stay Fashionable "Waiting" Bar DKDC 06192025
TikTok video by chrishart33
www.tiktok.com
July 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I gotta shitpoast on here more often, how the hell else am I gonna get traction? www.tiktok.com/@chrishart33...
Maybe I need to stop making all my cut funny shitpoasts on Meta. I can post about my cats here. It won't get as much traction, but it won't start until I start
July 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Maybe I need to stop making all my cut funny shitpoasts on Meta. I can post about my cats here. It won't get as much traction, but it won't start until I start
Meta platforms are places where people will argue for hours with strangers that police absolutely have the right to use chemical weapons on them.
Buddy, why would you want to win that argument?
Buddy, why would you want to win that argument?
July 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Meta platforms are places where people will argue for hours with strangers that police absolutely have the right to use chemical weapons on them.
Buddy, why would you want to win that argument?
Buddy, why would you want to win that argument?
How the hell can I convince my real friends to use Bluesky? Meta doesn't deserve my business.
July 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How the hell can I convince my real friends to use Bluesky? Meta doesn't deserve my business.
As a barometer of social media health, Newgrounds is generally the Safe Room of the internet. Public social media isn't considered safe to shitpoast on anymore. People with an artistic inclination are hiding behind paywalls to protect themselves. People come to NG to feel safe, and more are coming.
June 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
As a barometer of social media health, Newgrounds is generally the Safe Room of the internet. Public social media isn't considered safe to shitpoast on anymore. People with an artistic inclination are hiding behind paywalls to protect themselves. People come to NG to feel safe, and more are coming.
Reposted by Chris Hart
Need to use this in the future
June 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Need to use this in the future
So what happens when elected democrats start showing up with security details to defend against unlawful arrest?
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So what happens when elected democrats start showing up with security details to defend against unlawful arrest?
Seeing a lot of posts talking about losing their sense of community with the state of social media and world affairs.
Wanna build community? Start an art project. Bands are my thing, but there's other collaborative arts.
You don't have to be any good. It's just about consistency and community.
Wanna build community? Start an art project. Bands are my thing, but there's other collaborative arts.
You don't have to be any good. It's just about consistency and community.
June 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Seeing a lot of posts talking about losing their sense of community with the state of social media and world affairs.
Wanna build community? Start an art project. Bands are my thing, but there's other collaborative arts.
You don't have to be any good. It's just about consistency and community.
Wanna build community? Start an art project. Bands are my thing, but there's other collaborative arts.
You don't have to be any good. It's just about consistency and community.
I bought a 25 pound bag of flour yesterday. If I didn't blow through a 12 pound bag in a month I'd think it's excessive. I make so much biscuits and gravy and pancakes and pizza and yeast rolls it's actually kind of justified.
June 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I bought a 25 pound bag of flour yesterday. If I didn't blow through a 12 pound bag in a month I'd think it's excessive. I make so much biscuits and gravy and pancakes and pizza and yeast rolls it's actually kind of justified.