Funkhauser
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Midlands born. Oblong residing. 45th generation Roman.
#LUFC
Midlands born. Oblong residing. 45th generation Roman.
#LUFC
We’re told ‘smart clubs’ have a consistent approach across recruitment, playing style and head coach. The board changed the first 2 in the summer but left a HC in place with no record of having played in that style. It’s become so clear watching us that it’s not coherent. That’s on the board. #lufc
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
We’re told ‘smart clubs’ have a consistent approach across recruitment, playing style and head coach. The board changed the first 2 in the summer but left a HC in place with no record of having played in that style. It’s become so clear watching us that it’s not coherent. That’s on the board. #lufc
My latest contribution to the #lufc doom and gloom is that Brentford are the only team we haven’t played yet in bottom half. Only 3 of our games so far have been against top half teams.
Point a game not enough at this stage.
Point a game not enough at this stage.
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My latest contribution to the #lufc doom and gloom is that Brentford are the only team we haven’t played yet in bottom half. Only 3 of our games so far have been against top half teams.
Point a game not enough at this stage.
Point a game not enough at this stage.
Hot mic action on MOTD2!!
How does that happen when it’s not live TV?!
How does that happen when it’s not live TV?!
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hot mic action on MOTD2!!
How does that happen when it’s not live TV?!
How does that happen when it’s not live TV?!
Slot really is a cry arse isn’t he.
How has he (or someone in his team) been bothered to find an example of a goal from last season in a game they weren’t involved in to make his point?!
How has he (or someone in his team) been bothered to find an example of a goal from last season in a game they weren’t involved in to make his point?!
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Slot really is a cry arse isn’t he.
How has he (or someone in his team) been bothered to find an example of a goal from last season in a game they weren’t involved in to make his point?!
How has he (or someone in his team) been bothered to find an example of a goal from last season in a game they weren’t involved in to make his point?!
Only recently learned that Typhoons and Hurricanes are the same thing.
One occurs in the Pacific, one in the Atlantic.
One occurs in the Pacific, one in the Atlantic.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Only recently learned that Typhoons and Hurricanes are the same thing.
One occurs in the Pacific, one in the Atlantic.
One occurs in the Pacific, one in the Atlantic.
Leonard and Hungry Paul is a lovely bit of TV. Similar soothing effect as the Detectorists.
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Leonard and Hungry Paul is a lovely bit of TV. Similar soothing effect as the Detectorists.
We needed an established club to drop, which we’ve got in Wolves. S’land is unexpected, so now we need another. This season was always gonna be grim with very little margin for error. Farke doesn’t inspire much confidence but what do people expect out of a different coach really?! #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We needed an established club to drop, which we’ve got in Wolves. S’land is unexpected, so now we need another. This season was always gonna be grim with very little margin for error. Farke doesn’t inspire much confidence but what do people expect out of a different coach really?! #lufc
I am absolutely not advocating that we ditch Farke but my big concern was that he was given the benefit of the doubt with Aaronson along the lines ‘who else can he pick’. Well that doesn’t hold up any more. #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I am absolutely not advocating that we ditch Farke but my big concern was that he was given the benefit of the doubt with Aaronson along the lines ‘who else can he pick’. Well that doesn’t hold up any more. #lufc
Haven’t listened to anything of Wolf Alice other than the odd song on the radio. Started giving them a run out. Wish I had done sooner. They’re great!
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Haven’t listened to anything of Wolf Alice other than the odd song on the radio. Started giving them a run out. Wish I had done sooner. They’re great!
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Porter season is upon us lads
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Porter season is upon us lads
WH winning is not helpful but all is not well at Fulham. They’d be bottom 3 if it wasn’t for that OG!
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
WH winning is not helpful but all is not well at Fulham. They’d be bottom 3 if it wasn’t for that OG!
Caught up with some pals last night. Watched the boy get a long overdue goal and MoM this morning. Just been for a run. Currently hoping for my acca to come in and waiting for the bar to open. Solid start to the weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Caught up with some pals last night. Watched the boy get a long overdue goal and MoM this morning. Just been for a run. Currently hoping for my acca to come in and waiting for the bar to open. Solid start to the weekend.
What a magnificent time those lads and lasses appear to be having. Marvellous.
ITV have put up the Acid House World in Action episode which features this perfect moment.
youtu.be/YANS3DhnZy0?...
youtu.be/YANS3DhnZy0?...
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What a magnificent time those lads and lasses appear to be having. Marvellous.
Got this weekly planner off Amazon.
Something looks off about it.
Can’t quite put my finger on it.
Something looks off about it.
Can’t quite put my finger on it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Got this weekly planner off Amazon.
Something looks off about it.
Can’t quite put my finger on it.
Something looks off about it.
Can’t quite put my finger on it.
Joffy goal and assist. Good for him. Presume he’s out of contract in the summer? Not beyond imagination we recall him on deadline day in Jan if our attempt to find a RW/10 fails! #lufc
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Joffy goal and assist. Good for him. Presume he’s out of contract in the summer? Not beyond imagination we recall him on deadline day in Jan if our attempt to find a RW/10 fails! #lufc
Half a chance of a straightener here between Rooney and Van Dyke
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Half a chance of a straightener here between Rooney and Van Dyke
Not a penalty for me, Clive.
Play on.
Play on.
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not a penalty for me, Clive.
Play on.
Play on.
Ref’s playing a blinder here.
Made about 3 tackles so far.
Made about 3 tackles so far.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ref’s playing a blinder here.
Made about 3 tackles so far.
Made about 3 tackles so far.
Got myself some new (well, 2nd hand) GH Bass boots lads.
Comfiest shoes I’ve ever bought. Like walking on pillows.
Comfiest shoes I’ve ever bought. Like walking on pillows.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got myself some new (well, 2nd hand) GH Bass boots lads.
Comfiest shoes I’ve ever bought. Like walking on pillows.
Comfiest shoes I’ve ever bought. Like walking on pillows.
🎯
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🎯