"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales." -Albert Einstein

"You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I am, I write on the susceptible skins of living beings." - Catherine the Great

"There is a place, a place that knows no sadness, where even feeling blue is a happy thing." -The Smurfs

“What would we be if we were normal? I can’t even picture it.” – Sookie Stackhouse

"If the world suddenly ran out of cheese, he would get down on his hands and knees, to see if someone accidenly dropped some cheese in the dirt. Then he would wash it up for you; wipe it up for you; clean that dirty cheese up just for you!" - Larry the Cucumber

"...They have led them to hate women, to be their own enemies, to mobilize their immense strength against themselves, to be the executants of their virile needs. You only have to look at the Medusa straight on to see her. And she's not deadly. She's beautiful and she's laughing." - Helene Cixous