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phoebe. she/her. born in the 1900s.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 8d

second. the gallery. link here and samples below: limitedimmortality.neocities.org/game-boy-cam...

helicopter near steeple with bonus clouds which we appreciate over here at the clouds appreciation zone

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 3h

i dunno man there's only so many times you can tell me to vote for the lesser of two evils for the sake of mitigating damage only to watch it not even mitigate damage before i become disillusioned at best

anyway spray me with water if i bring up politics before halloween. back to data entry for fun

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 3h

we're a voting bloc so important that we can determine the outcomes of entire elections which is why you should do absolutely nothing and then give us the choice between "things get worse for us" and "things get worse for us and also you" and hope we aren't spiteful.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 3h

if we rally enough transsexuals in swing states to write gavin newsom letters that say something along the lines of "if you don't pass laws to protect us in california then we will vote republican in 2028 if you're the nominee" do you think he'd do anything?

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 3h

magsafe vibrator. i am a genius.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 3h

tempted to make a doohickey that uses an old magsafe socket for power. it's on a circuit board separate from the logic board in the macbook pro i'm using for donor parts and the thing about magsafe is that it's really good.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 5h

i'm wording it as a problem in a stats textbook because it yields the desired number and i don't think the city would approve if i exorcised one particular cursed set of traffic lights.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

for context i think god hates me

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

what are the odds of a die being weighted when it comes up 1 50% of the time and i have a sample size of a hundred?

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

clean flux off medulla oblongata

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

soldering vague nerve

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

broke vagus nerve

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

pentalobe screwdriver vagus nerve

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

ifixit vagus nerve

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

how to factory reset vagus nerve

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 7h

fuck me that's the wrong gork

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 11h

they should move into the og starbucks location to assert dominance

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 12h

i still have my original macintosh packintosh and the box too. it's my second-favorite device i've ever owned.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 13h

can't believe they named a tech company after the average tgirl's politics

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 13h

don't worry it's an rx8 which means ms. valve and ms. piston can't have a sloppy yuri makeout session once the timing belt skips

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 14h

i paid for the tachometer and i am going to use THE WHOLE TACHOMETER youtu.be/sOX-8bg_sMI?...

does it still count as redline if they stopped marking the tach at all 2000 rpm ago?

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 14h

i'm tall enough that i should not own a toyota with a sunroof. the specs sheets all claim that the sunroofed and sunroofless cars have the same headroom and that's a FRICKING LIE because in order to compensate for the hole in the roof, toyota adds a ton more material between the A and B pillars.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

hey neat apparently we own a cd copy of this. can you guess when the cannons fire?

screenshot of audacity showing audio that conspicuously peaks in several places

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

no geese OR ducks tho :'(

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

went to the park to watch the sunset. it was pretty. i felt better after doing so. tried to take a walk but it's finally rained and it was approximately this flooded again:

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · Apr 24

hello there it's future feebs actually delivering on past phoebe's idea. check it out: limitedimmortality.neocities.org/flooded-park...

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · Apr 9

was gonna post some panoramas during and after this flood but i got an even better idea. in the mean time, flood:

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