Charge those fuckers an exit tax… those bloodsuckers used our resources to make their money. Fuck them. You wanna pull up stakes after the fact? Leave 80% here then GTFO

Two words that don’t belong in the same breath: trump class

Is this a real photo? Seems like he is too old in this photo… where did you find it?

If he wants his name on something, let’s call them the Donald J. Trump / Jeffrey Epstein files. At least he would’ve earned the recognition.

The same bravery I imagine one feels when they unbuckle their seatbelt after the airplane has landed, but before it arrives at the gate.

I was a freshman at UW Madison in 1988 when I picked up my first copy of the Onion… I was hooked! Now, I will have my subscription at my house and will share it with my son (who is also a new freshman this year).

Let’s not forget the Epstein files which all of it is distracting from

I lost my BIL in January this year on the Ala Wai. 2025 has been a rough one.

This is from 2014, but it’s a good primer on FIFA corruption.

Not to mention that most immigrants have a better grasp of how our government is supposed to work along with history than maga chuds.

What a whopper. I’m surprised that the entire set didn’t simply burst into flames. 🔥

“What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.”

So I have a Xmas party tomorrow with many coworkers who are maga bellends. I think that I will am make my secret Santa gift a gift Costco membership. Along with a donation to public radio. Wrapped in a rainbow envelope with pronouns on the card. #BlueSecretSanta2025

Are we banning South Dakota for giving us this grifting bag of Botox?

“If I have to create stories to make a point, that’s what I’m going to do.” - JD Vance

Aloe Blacc and Bela Fleck also on this video. Here’s a link to the site and full video.

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True story. Pandoro? Fantastic holiday treat. Panettone? A Tourette’s inducing, dried fruit ridden disappointment.

Can we stuff her on a one way flight to The Hague? If there’s room, maybe throw Homan, Miller, and Bongino to boot?